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  • Female advice for the OJ younguns

    There's a few young bucks here under 20 who could benefit from the sage advice of us older guys. Lets post it for them.

    My best bit of advice: You can't change a woman's mind. Oh, she'll do it constantly on her own, but your input is irrelevant. This is especially applicable when you'r eon the hunt. A chick either likes you, or she doesn't. Don't waste energy trying to win someone over. She makes up her mind within a few minutes whether or not you have a chance.

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    Porn is not reality, it's a total fantasy. Chicks don't act like that. Too ****************ing bad for us.
    Workin' for the man with money in his hand.

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    • #3
      And let me add - women can pee farther than men.

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      • #4
        females are irrational and will not use normal logic EVER
        GREETINGS AND FELICITATIONS, CHILDREN OF TECHNOLOGY!

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        • #5
          Also, always put pride before ********************. Don't sacrifice the former for the latter.

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          • #6
            Don't waste energy trying to win someone over. She makes up her mind within a few minutes whether or not you have a chance.


            bull****************. female right here.
            (the sn is just a thing from 1984)


            maybe you know women who are just completely full of themselves. Good luck with that.

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            • #7
              Get your redwings early on. The older they get, the more teh period stinks.

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              • #8
                Porn is not reality, it's a total fantasy. Chicks don't act like that. Too ****************ing bad for us.


                So real wimmenz don't like ass-to-mouth

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                • #9
                  Porn is not reality, it's a total fantasy. Chicks don't act like that. Too ****************ing bad for us.
                  this was such a sad realization for me.

                  another one was god's cruelest joke: no matter how old and ugly we get, we're still going to be attracted to young 18 year-old chicks.
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                  • #10
                    bull****************. female right here.
                    (the sn is just a thing from 1984)


                    maybe you know women who are just completely full of themselves. Good luck with that.



                    Nope. A woman wants to bang a guy, or she doesn't. However, as a man who is in good standing, there is a lot of things you can do to **************** up and change her mind for the worse.

                    I call it sexual predestination after the puritain beleif that only a select few humans were preordained to get into heaven. You couldn't change God's mind for the better, but you could change it for the worse.

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                    • #11
                      So real wimmenz don't like ass-to-mouth

                      I don't understand


                      Or facials!
                      Workin' for the man with money in his hand.

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                      • #12
                        Porn is not reality, it's a total fantasy. Chicks don't act like that. Too ****************ing bad for us.


                        wrong my friend, most don't my but woman acts like the porn vids.

                        she's a terrific slut in our bedroom, or kitchen, or patio, or whatever.

                        'course, I'll admit I'm damn lucky....!
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                        • #13
                          actually i hated my husband when i first met him like i wouldnt even serve him when i worked at the mall i would go top the back then a few years later i was in lub wit him and thought he was just teh hottest ever so it does change
                          the only reasoning i have for having a kid is this... i wanted to be a milf

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                          • #14
                            wrong my friend, most don't my but woman acts like the porn vids.

                            she's a terrific slut in our bedroom, or kitchen, or patio, or whatever.

                            'course, I'll admit I'm damn lucky....!








                            Workin' for the man with money in his hand.

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                            • #15
                              Nope. A woman wants to bang a guy, or she doesn't. However, as a man who is in good standing, there is a lot of things you can do to **************** up and change her mind for the worse.

                              I call it sexual predestination after the puritain beleif that only a select few humans were preordained to get into heaven. You couldn't change God's mind for the better, but you could change it for the worse.


                              Funny, the man gives advice to the woman on women.

                              But hey, if you start out with a lovely line like yours, sure, I'll make up my mind that I don't want to **************** you.

                              Battle of the sexes: men believe women are unreasonable, women believe men are unreasonable. Smart people realize that the pricks that make statements like this are all wrong.

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