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  • Sexy time with a manniquin?

    Ever had that? Ever rubbed up on one or own one in your home?

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    Ever had that? Ever rubbed up on one or own one in your home?


    My sister-in-law is a were-lion that lives in a tool shed.







    Originally Posted by f o r k t o o l


    Do you fear God when he says you butt****************ers will go to hell?









    Originally Posted by blackpig


    If I ever have the misfortune to be introduced to Julie Andrews I will take great pleasure in giving her a resounding kick in the ****.









    Originally Posted by Nero666


    Nice work God!!!! You ****************ed me again!!!!



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    • #3
      I feel up the ones at the mall.

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        So you have remorse? Did you do full sexy time on one in a store?

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        • #5
          Never.

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            So you have remorse? Did you do full sexy time on one in a store?


            He's not allowed to shop at walmart anymore, we'll leave it at that.

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              He's not allowed to shop at walmart anymore, we'll leave it at that.


              I thought that was due to his giving head to the tarded Greeter?

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              • #8
                I thought that was due to his giving head to the tarded Greeter?


                Ouch .

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                  I've known a couple girls who could pass for mannequins.
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                  Originally Posted by braif

                  We need a multi-linqual international special STFU liaison officer around here

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                    Just spent 2 days snoggin & chest rubbin one first aid refresher coarse for teh failz
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                    Originally Posted by televisionary


                    Imagine you spank off on the kitchen table, and then there is a nuclear holocaust. You die, but your sperm sits there getting mutated by the fallout.

                    Then a cockroach gets impregnated by your genetically mutated sperm.

                    A ****************ing Manroach man...A Cockman.

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