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  • #16
    8 pr boxers
    3 pr jeans
    7 tee shirts
    2 pr shoes

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    • #17
      Someone will kill me. It's bound to happen.

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      • #18
        Neutrons will rip apart my DNA, and my flesh will liquefy. My family will collect big-time on life insurance.
        Backing tracks, tablature, and other practice aids on my blog:
        http://flatpickapprentice.blogspot.com

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        • #19
          the "i was way too ****************in' busy blues"
          key of C (to make it easier on the pianist) or something else entirely....

          I was busy this morning,
          but things may slow down this afternoon...
          I was really busy this morning,
          but things may slow down this afternoon...
          if i get some inspiration 'bout barndad,
          i just may have to write him a tune....
          oh, yeah...

          well things just stayed too hectic,
          i didnt get to write one line....
          oh, yeah things were just way too hectic,
          i didnt get to write one line...
          i know barndad will understand it,
          maybe tomorrow will work out fine...
          oh, yeah...
          :slide guitar lead:

          well i read it in the papers,
          barndad died in the back of a van...
          yes, i read it in the papers,
          barndad died in the back of an oooooold diesel van,
          with two nubile midget strippers,
          and his alien lover ol' Voltan....
          oh, yeah...



          awesome good start
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          • #20
            I will beak a hip, and instead of going for help, Bob and Kittah will eat me
            Originally Posted by iago


            I'm leaving.

            It's not you; it's me.

            Believe it or not, despite the court jester / village idiot persona I've too willingly adopted, I still have some hopes and dreams left in my life and my addiction to an internet forum isn't helping me achieve anything; it's likely acting as a hindrance.

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            • #21
              Drinking way too much and getting alcohol poisoning alone around the age of 30. My projected year to hit rock bottom is 30, so I'm assuming that's when the alcohol will become a hazard.

              EDIT - I also may end up being killed in an altercation of some sort, also probably drunk. So... it appears alcohol will literally be the death of me.

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              • #22
                1) heart failure
                2) lung/throat cancer
                3) oh, could be a traffic accident too
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                • #23
                  I plan on being shot by a jealous husband when I'm 92 years old. In mid phuck of a twenty something babe.
                  Irresponsible is what boring people call fun people

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                  • #24
                    I plan on being shot by a jealous husband when I'm 92 years old. In mid phuck of a twenty something babe.


                    you figure you'll be shot with a friendly weapon? in which case you'd be more of a sammich than a fatality....
                    poast something...

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                    • #25
                      Hoisted on my own petard!

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                      • #26
                        I will be disintegrated by a death ray.

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                        • #27
                          1) heart failure
                          2) lung/throat cancer
                          3) oh, could be a traffic accident too



                          These sound like predictions informed by statistics.
                          Given my family medical history, I'd reverse one and two.

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                          • #28
                            Doesn't matter, as long as I eventually die...but since you asked, in the arms of a young hot blond woman with large breasts in the height of my orgasm. But it won't be that.
                            I believe we make a difference, I believe we are not alone.

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                            • #29
                              My father and grandmother died from heart related issues, so the odds are there. I recently passed out and my wife sent for an ambulance. EKG, blodd and vitals were fine, but she made me go in to see a specialist that she works with.

                              They did another EKG and an echo. Everything came out +++. That being said, I'll prob go tht way

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                              • #30
                                i hate to say it but i believe a cure will never be "found" because there is too much money being made in the medical field off from this number one killer of people - drugs, hospitals, tests, chemo and radiation are the biggest


                                as for me, the odds are it will be a car accident of some sort - or one of those big logging trucks will lose a log and it will pole vault through my windshield - or hit a moose - or slide off an icy road into a pond and they wont find me until spring


                                thanks for the morning glory bandaid


                                I can see where you're coming from, but come on. A company that holds the cure for cancer will blow away any Viagra profits.

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