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    I see myself in the back of the tour bus outside Duluth Minnesota. We just finished working the Ice Capades show, and we're freezing cold.

    That night, I pass away quietly while sleeping. The Ice Capette who did me the night before wakes up and starts to scream. I have a lovely grin on my face.
    8 pr boxers
    3 pr jeans
    7 tee shirts
    2 pr shoes

  • #2
    Old, alone, insane and in an institution of some sort, my diaper full of feces.
    Geezer Brigade member #62


    Smokin' on the night train, chewin' on a jelly roll.

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    • #3
      Old, alone, insane and in an institution of some sort, my diaper full of feces.


      This, except they will take away my diaper.

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      • #4
        cancer of some sort. unless they've found a cure by then, in which case i'll die of some pathetic injury like a broken hip after a fall down some stairs
        sugar plum fairy, sugar plum fairy

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        • #5
          I see myself in the back of the tour bus outside Duluth Minnesota. We just finished working the Ice Capades show, and we're freezing cold.

          That night, I pass away quietly while sleeping. The Ice Capette who did me the night before wakes up and starts to scream. I have a lovely grin on my face.


          MikeO is going to want to write a song about this

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          • #6
            cancer of some sort. unless they've found a cure by then, in which case i'll die of some pathetic injury like a broken hip after a fall down some stairs


            i hate to say it but i believe a cure will never be "found" because there is too much money being made in the medical field off from this number one killer of people - drugs, hospitals, tests, chemo and radiation are the biggest


            as for me, the odds are it will be a car accident of some sort - or one of those big logging trucks will lose a log and it will pole vault through my windshield - or hit a moose - or slide off an icy road into a pond and they wont find me until spring


            thanks for the morning glory bandaid

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            • #7
              I'm diabetic so.... stroke, almost certainly





              Sydfan was diabetic as well

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              • #8
                For me, I will probably be working on chipping some logs in my backyard. I trip and fall on a log as it's getting pulled into the machine, and my clothing gets snagged on it. I get pulled into the machine with the log and I get converted to little bits of flesh that goes to fertilize my yard. It's a great way to die if you go head first.

                God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                • #9
                  Dehydration due to massive fluid loss from excessive masturbation
                  Thanks, and rock on!

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                  • #10
                    This, except they will take away my diaper.
                    +1

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                    • #11
                      after i develop a car that runs on water, a sheik from dubai will send a band of ninja lemurs to eat me in my sleep... they will carry several bottle of yucateca hot sauce and small charcoal grill.... i have seen this in a vision...
                      poast something...

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                      • #12
                        I've written about this before; it involves an exposed limp penis, a short porn clip looping infinitely in my computer and one or more horrified relatives.
                        Support ugly musicians.
                        http://www.mikewang.org/dongchim.htm

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                        • #13
                          Peacefully in my sleep...not screaming in terror like my passengers.
                          Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...SLEESTAK!

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                          • #14
                            MikeO is going to want to write a song about this


                            oh , yeah.

                            I was really busy this morning, but things may slow down this afternoon.
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                            • #15
                              the "i was way too ****************in' busy blues"
                              key of C (to make it easier on the pianist) or something else entirely....

                              I was busy this morning,
                              but things may slow down this afternoon...
                              I was really busy this morning,
                              but things may slow down this afternoon...
                              if i get some inspiration 'bout barndad,
                              i just may have to write him a tune....
                              oh, yeah...

                              well things just stayed too hectic,
                              i didnt get to write one line....
                              oh, yeah things were just way too hectic,
                              i didnt get to write one line...
                              i know barndad will understand it,
                              maybe tomorrow will work out fine...
                              oh, yeah...
                              :slide guitar lead:

                              well i read it in the papers,
                              barndad died in the back of a van...
                              yes, i read it in the papers,
                              barndad died in the back of an oooooold diesel van,
                              with two nubile midget strippers,
                              and his alien lover ol' Voltan....
                              oh, yeah...
                              poast something...

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