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    Ever notice on a TV show just how musicians are portrayed

    - most of the time its male
    - has scruffy hair
    - wears leather
    - has tats and jewelry
    - chick he shacked up with
    - jealous ex GF
    - almost always the lead singer
    - has some sort of drug problem
    - usually a real slime ball
    - poorly educated, bad english
    - engage in some sort of criminal activity
    - lives in mansion, driven around in a limo
    - conflict meeting with label people

    In the Studio: ( they almost always have some sort of studio session)

    - they dress in the studio like they do for a concert
    - full band records with the vocalists
    - no room divider, or acoustic treatments
    - everything sounds perfectly mixed and mastered
    - console has like 2 cables plugged in it
    - no mic or guitar cables, sometimes no amps
    - Reel-to reel tape machine is rolling
    - gold albums everywhere
    - angry producer in the control booth

  • #2
    I feel very enlightened now...thanks for the insight...
    Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all....

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    • #3
      That perfectly describes me

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      • #4
        I'm a musician...I'm nothing like that. Stereotyping FTL.
        私は日本語を勉強しています。

        ברוך אתה יי, מלך העולם

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        • #5
          they forgot the poasting on OJ???
          my p0asting days were numb bird... now im done... bye.

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          • #6
            This is my signature. No one would ever know, though, because it looks just like my post. :failol:

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            • #7
              It's not about money or popularity , although some money would be nice.

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              • #8
                Amy Winehouse is looking a little better these days. ^
                poast something else...

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                • #9
                  I like when they have somebody doing a gig and a head from some agency or record company turns up to hear them. They only ever do one song and then they either get signed or laid or whatever - but after just one song. I wish I could do gigs that consisted of just one song but then so do my audience...
                  "Now you've opened a whole sheetload of pain on everyone here, with all your black pudding insaneness." - Zygoat2

                  "I'm excited. Nothing turns chicks on more than a fat guy with a flying V playing Monkees songs!" - Sydfan

                  "Phuck you and your pseudo toaster." - Silas Dean

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                  • #10
                    Ever notice on a TV show just how musicians are portrayed

                    - most of the time its male
                    - has scruffy hair
                    - wears leather
                    - has tats and jewelry
                    - chick he shacked up with
                    - jealous ex GF
                    - almost always the lead singer
                    - has some sort of drug problem
                    - usually a real slime ball
                    - poorly educated, bad english
                    - engage in some sort of criminal activity
                    - lives in mansion, driven around in a limo
                    - conflict meeting with label people

                    In the Studio: ( they almost always have some sort of studio session)

                    - they dress in the studio like they do for a concert
                    - full band records with the vocalists
                    - no room divider, or acoustic treatments
                    - everything sounds perfectly mixed and mastered
                    - console has like 2 cables plugged in it
                    - no mic or guitar cables, sometimes no amps
                    - Reel-to reel tape machine is rolling
                    - gold albums everywhere
                    - angry producer in the control booth


                    I think it's more perfect hair. The strag look is perfectly delivered with exactly how it should look. Hair has always been the most WTF in all cinema. how can you live in a dust bowl mid west town in 1900 and have perfect looking hair. those chicks had some good conditioner

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                    • #11
                      buffalo cum...
                      my p0asting days were numb bird... now im done... bye.

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                      • #12
                        They see OJers as fellow non-musicians
                        Whenever I'm walking home in the dark and afraid that a psycho might attack me, I use reverse psychology and convince myself that I am the psycho. - Rowka

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                        • #13
                          flings poo

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