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    Aaah ****************, I always **************** up online dating. Send a very nice, well thought-out introductory email to some hot chick, she replied to me very nicely, agreed to go out for a coffee.

    and THEN I send her a short email that contained ONE sentence which made perfect sense to me at the time when I sent it (and I thought about it for quite a while and seemed ok to me)... but the minute I sent it it came to me "WHAT THE **************** DID YOU JUST SAY ARE YOU ****************ING RETARDED?????!!!!"

    I immediately knew I won't hear from that chick again. And I haven't.

    What the **************** is wrong with me, I always get too excited and blurt out something stupid.

    It was so embarrasingly retarded I won't even post it on OJ. And it seemed like such a nice thing to say before I hit that "SEND" button...

    WTF...

  • #2
    It was so embarrasingly retarded I won't even post it on OJ.


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    • #3
      **************** you, no way in hell

      if i accidentally walked into a gay bar and got sodomized by 100 trannies and swallowed a bucket of cum that wouldn't be so embarrasing to admit as what i wrote to that chick

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      • #4
        **************** you, no way in hell

        if i accidentally walked into a gay bar and got sodomized by 100 trannies and swallowed a bucket of cum that wouldn't be so embarrasing to admit as what i wrote to that chick


        But then,
        I thought about it for quite a while and seemed ok to me


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          • #6
            Did you offer to eat her Kotex? Some wimmin take that the wrong way, i've found...
            MERELY LAVISH

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            • #7
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSbnAFvqfA
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              • #8
                quote the **************** up or stfu noob
                ┌∩┐(â—•_â—•)┌∠©â”

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                • #9
                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYNA6qUNTE
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                  Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
                  Bye bye OJ it's been fun!
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                  • #10
                    did you send her a link to your channel maintenance thread ??
                    ┌∩┐(â—•_â—•)┌∠©â”

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                    • #11
                      thread is useless without pics and/or embarrassing sentence
                      (Everybody knows this is nowhere)

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                      • #12
                        thread is useless without pics and/or embarrassing sentence




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                        • #13
                          **************** you, no way in hell

                          if i accidentally walked into a gay bar and got sodomized by 100 trannies and swallowed a bucket of cum that wouldn't be so embarrasing to admit as what i wrote to that chick

                          Oh so you said, "Instead of coffee, lets go to a gay bar so I can have you watch me get sodomized by 100 trannies and drink a bucket of cum."
                          No wonder she won't email you back. She ain't a trannie. Or maybe she is and would get jealous
                          It's 4am woman make up your mind. EITHER SPIT IT OUT OR SWALLOW IT!!!

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                          • #14
                            Aaaah alright... what the ****************... i wanted to convey that i was genuinely interested in her as a person so i said ''i've got many questions for you, but i'll wait till i see you''.

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                            • #15
                              Aaaah alright... what the ****************... i wanted to convey that i was genuinely interested in her as a person so i said ''i've got many questions for you, but i'll wait till i see you''.



                              Wow. You might as well set yourself on fire. hil:

                              How embarrassing.
                              MERELY LAVISH

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