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    Aaah ****************, I always **************** up online dating. Send a very nice, well thought-out introductory email to some hot chick, she replied to me very nicely, agreed to go out for a coffee.

    and THEN I send her a short email that contained ONE sentence which made perfect sense to me at the time when I sent it (and I thought about it for quite a while and seemed ok to me)... but the minute I sent it it came to me "WHAT THE **************** DID YOU JUST SAY ARE YOU ****************ING RETARDED?????!!!!"

    I immediately knew I won't hear from that chick again. And I haven't.

    What the **************** is wrong with me, I always get too excited and blurt out something stupid.

    It was so embarrasingly retarded I won't even post it on OJ. And it seemed like such a nice thing to say before I hit that "SEND" button...

    WTF...

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    It was so embarrasingly retarded I won't even post it on OJ.


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    • #3
      **************** you, no way in hell

      if i accidentally walked into a gay bar and got sodomized by 100 trannies and swallowed a bucket of cum that wouldn't be so embarrasing to admit as what i wrote to that chick

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      • #4
        **************** you, no way in hell

        if i accidentally walked into a gay bar and got sodomized by 100 trannies and swallowed a bucket of cum that wouldn't be so embarrasing to admit as what i wrote to that chick


        But then,
        I thought about it for quite a while and seemed ok to me


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          • #6
            Did you offer to eat her Kotex? Some wimmin take that the wrong way, i've found...
            Modern science is based on the principle "Give us one free miracle, and we will explain the rest" and the one free miracle is the appearance of all matter and energy in the universe, and all the laws that govern it from nothing in a single instant

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            • #7
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSbnAFvqfA
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              • #8
                quote the **************** up or stfu noob
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                • #9
                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYNA6qUNTE
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                  • #10
                    did you send her a link to your channel maintenance thread ??
                    ┌∩┐(â—•_â—•)┌∠©â”

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                    • #11
                      thread is useless without pics and/or embarrassing sentence
                      (Everybody knows this is nowhere)

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                      • #12
                        thread is useless without pics and/or embarrassing sentence




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                        • #13
                          **************** you, no way in hell

                          if i accidentally walked into a gay bar and got sodomized by 100 trannies and swallowed a bucket of cum that wouldn't be so embarrasing to admit as what i wrote to that chick

                          Oh so you said, "Instead of coffee, lets go to a gay bar so I can have you watch me get sodomized by 100 trannies and drink a bucket of cum."
                          No wonder she won't email you back. She ain't a trannie. Or maybe she is and would get jealous
                          There can never be a perfect plan. What's perfect for one human bean ain't perfect for the next one. Cuz he's a lentil.

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                          • #14
                            Aaaah alright... what the ****************... i wanted to convey that i was genuinely interested in her as a person so i said ''i've got many questions for you, but i'll wait till i see you''.

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                            • #15
                              Aaaah alright... what the ****************... i wanted to convey that i was genuinely interested in her as a person so i said ''i've got many questions for you, but i'll wait till i see you''.



                              Wow. You might as well set yourself on fire. hil:

                              How embarrassing.
                              Modern science is based on the principle "Give us one free miracle, and we will explain the rest" and the one free miracle is the appearance of all matter and energy in the universe, and all the laws that govern it from nothing in a single instant

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