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  • 97% of all soap smells feminine. Only 3% smells masculine

    yesterday I bought a 3%'er. Used it this morning... very masculine!
    I will be banned soon, so don't get too attached.

  • #2
    Was it a Axe brand? The soap perfered by under 16 year old males and Mustang drivers?
    "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

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    • #3
      no, it wasn't Axe.



      I forget the brand but it was wrapped in very masculine looking packaging and has a very masculine scent
      I will be banned soon, so don't get too attached.

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      • #4
        Irish Spring FTMFW!



        Terry D.



        P.S. You're not allowed to forget the brand when you make a statement like that.
        Telling Stories releases 2nd CD, see our WEBSITE! Please check out my GROUPIE STORY and Tales from the Road.

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        • #5
          i just checked... I threw out the packaging with yesterday's filled shredder bag.



          but I think it's made locally, so it wouldn't be a familiar brand.



          it listed its smells as sandalwood, and pine or some other kind of wood. it might as well have just listed penis as its main ingredient



          and then... went I went to use it this morning, I realized its edges were sharp, underscoring that this was a masculine bar of soap made for men unafraid of sharp edges while they shower
          I will be banned soon, so don't get too attached.

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          • #6
            Real men smell of gunpowder, campfire and scotch, and they don't worry about what soap smells like as they rarely use it.
            (Everybody knows this is nowhere)

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            • #7
              This is what a real man smells like (in 1930). It's super masculine, but without the metrosexual touch of modern soap.



              **************** Harmony Central

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              • #8
                I like Dove soap.

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                • #9






                  Quote Originally Posted by omni
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                  I like Dove soap.




                  I use this when I shower. I like undercurrents of other wafting scents too like dirt

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                  • #10






                    Quote Originally Posted by d0zerz
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                    Real men smell of gunpowder, campfire and scotch, and they don't worry about what soap smells like as they rarely use it.




                    This.



                    Terry D.
                    Telling Stories releases 2nd CD, see our WEBSITE! Please check out my GROUPIE STORY and Tales from the Road.

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                    • #11
                      much posts and not posted were crippled tonight due to what? software debris?

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                      • #12
                        unsung heros

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                        • #13
                          oklahoma city park van packed with fertilizer

                          jfk killed with carcano

                          bull****************

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                          • #14
                            men don't use loofas

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                            • #15






                              Quote Originally Posted by TheFigurehead
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                              This is what a real man smells like (in 1930). It's super masculine, but without the metrosexual touch of modern soap.







                              That **************** is for dogs.

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