Second day of Spring but the remote wouldn't work on the car as all of the locks were frozen shut. When I did get in I turned on the wipers and a sheet of ice the size of Galway slid off the windscreen. Then I went to Tesco's and got croissants, pain au chocolat and a bottle of wine for later. It's lovely and sunny but fooookin' freeeeezin'.
There was hardly anybody in the supermarket and there were no beef burgers.