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  • Please post your deepest, darkest secret. Time to relieve your soul from this terrible burden.

    I will go first.

    Late at night when my wife is fast asleep, I whisper subliminal messages to her so she will stay married to me.

    "Honestly, he's worth all the aggravation. You love him very much! And, you should blow him daily."


  • #2

    Humble Pie wrote:

    I will go first.

    Late at night when my wife is fast asleep, I whisper subliminal messages to her so she will stay married to me.

    "Honestly, he's worth all the aggravation. You love him very much! And, you should blow him daily."


    I know, she told me. We had a good laugh at that.

    walking the earth

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    • PCBlack
      PCBlack commented
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      Secrets are Best kept.

    • Humble Pie
      Humble Pie commented
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      tuco wrote:

      Humble Pie wrote:

      I will go first.

      Late at night when my wife is fast asleep, I whisper subliminal messages to her so she will stay married to me.

      "Honestly, he's worth all the aggravation. You love him very much! And, you should blow him daily."


      I know, she told me. We had a good laugh at that.


      I know. She laughed when she mentioned your conversation.

  • #3

    I once put on a pair of womens stockings and beat off. There.

    Not a speck of cereal

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    • Voltan
      Voltan commented
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      Balthazar Munoz wrote:

      I once put on a pair of womens stockings and beat off. There.


      your mom and i were hiding in the closet... laughing...


    • E.T. Socal
      E.T. Socal commented
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      Balthazar Munoz wrote:

      I once put on a pair of womens stockings and beat off. There.


      women's stockings are actually pretty comfortable


  • #4

    I've killed two skunks just because they decimated my lawns.

    Two lives lost for the sake of vanity.:catsad:

    member of the sg army

    in rock n roll alliance with the mazi bee militia

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    • Humble Pie
      Humble Pie commented
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      I once called the plasma bank and asked if I could get my television refilled.

  • #5
    I carried a loaded pistol with me all day yesterday and didnt shoot anyone at alll...
    poast something...

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    • I Play Um
      I Play Um commented
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      Voltan wrote:
      I carried a loaded pistol with me all day yesterday and didnt shoot anyone at alll...


      I was carrying a loaded love gun but didn't shot anyone either!.png" alt=":smileysad:" title="Smiley Sad" /> I test fired it though!" id="smiley" src="https://guitarcenter.i.lithium.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-.png" alt=":smiley:" title="Smiley Very Happy" />


    • Mikeo
      Mikeo commented
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      Voltan wrote:
      I carried a loaded pistol with me all day yesterday and didnt shoot anyone at alll...

      maybe tomorrow.


    • Humble Pie
      Humble Pie commented
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      Voltan wrote:
      I carried a loaded pistol with me all day yesterday and didnt shoot anyone at alll...
      All that wasted opportunity. So did I.

  • #6
    nope... carried an AR 15 in my trunk all day today and it dint shoot not one human bean...

    AR 15...

    in the trunk...

    didnt even fire one round...
    poast something...

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