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    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. 
    He had no arms and no legs. 
    Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. 
    The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" 
    The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. 
    The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" 
    The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. 
    The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been ****************ed, laddie?" 
    The man broke into a big smile and said, "No". 
    She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in." 

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