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  • I am a chronic flatulent

    Its very hard for me to get a job, even though i explain in the interview the gas I pass  is usually oderless. On the odd chance I do get the job, its hard for me to hold it down when people in the same room hear me expell air once every 90 seconds or so. Over a short period of time, they always get tired of it , and drum me out.

    Now, sopmetimes the gas expulsions are soft Whimpers and muted notes, however ther times they are herculean trumpet blasts.

    Flatullants s are like anyone else, except they have a special circumstance  and we should not be discriminated against.


  • #2
    I am also quite flatulent, but I've never lost a job over it. I have recieved some dirty looks at times as a result of the gaseous expulsions.

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    • #3
      My ould granny used to always say,

      "If the fart be loud and the piss be clear,
      The trot of the doctor you'll never hear."
      "Now you've opened a whole sheetload of pain on everyone here, with all your black pudding insaneness." - Zygoat2

      "I'm excited. Nothing turns chicks on more than a fat guy with a flying V playing Monkees songs!" - Sydfan

      "Phuck you and your pseudo toaster." - Silas Dean

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      • #4

        In these times of Political Correctness I'm shocked you have any trouble at all. If you've ever worked for a major corporation try taking them to court. In todays climate..you'll have a fighting chance. If nothing else wear a sandwich board and protest around town...Free The Farts....Free The Farts!:cat:

        Bite Me! Welcome To The New Discount Non Functional H/C !

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        • Belva
          Belva commented
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          I Play Um wrote:

          In these times of Political Correctness I'm shocked you have any trouble at all. If you've ever worked for a major corporation try taking them to court. In todays climate..you'll have a fighting chance. If nothing else wear a sandwich board and protest around town...Free The Farts....Free The Farts!:cat:


          I think you should sell free farts, 2 fer a buck



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