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    Yesterday I was hiking a trail with my missus when a lady passed us.  My wife said, "I think that might actually be Britney Spears!"   I said, "I dunno, I'd have to see her pussy to be sure."


    Funny joke or not?  My wife sure didn't think so.   


    Terry D.

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    Hmmm....the wife you say? Many of your other poast show your way smarter than that!

    Just the same...oh yeah its funny from "My" house!:catlol:

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    • Bandard
      Bandard commented
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      I'd say amateurish. A little fun if I was amongst high school boys, but, you, of all people, know that it is impossible to identify a female by her pussy. If you lined up all of the faces of the women you have known, and tried to match them up with their pussies, I think you'd get 10-20% right. 

       

      Just sayin. You asked.


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    MrKnobs wrote:

    Yesterday I was hiking a trail with my missus when a lady passed us.  My wife said, "I think that might actually be Britney Spears!"   I said, "I dunno, I'd have to see her pussy to be sure."

    Funny joke or not?  My wife sure didn't think so.   

    Terry D.


    In mixed company, apparently not funny.

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    • EddietheCartboy
      EddietheCartboy commented
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      I'll give you points for quickness.

      You might have gotten a better wife respose with: "What, did she try to sell you a Jenny Craig program?"

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    MrKnobs wrote:

    Yesterday I was hiking a trail with my missus when a lady passed us.  My wife said, "I think that might actually be Britney Spears!"   I said, "I dunno, I'd have to butt **************** her to be sure."

    Funny joke or not?  My wife sure didn't think so.   

    Terry D.


    Now it's funny

    There can never be a perfect plan. What's perfect for one human bean ain't perfect for the next one. Cuz he's a lentil.

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    • #5

      MrKnobs wrote:

      Yesterday I was hiking a trail with my missus when a lady passed us.  My wife said, "I think that might actually be Britney Spears!"   I said, "I dunno, I'd have to see her pussy to be sure."

      Funny joke or not?  My wife sure didn't think so.   

      Terry D.


      Wives never seem to have a sense of humor. :catsad:

      It's not a lie if you believe it. ~ Art Vandalay

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      • Igneroid
        Igneroid commented
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        Hahahahahah. If you answered her very quickly, it was a funny joked...for a male. The wimmens dont like the pussy jokes for some reason....They laugh hard at dick jokes...go figure...


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      MrKnobs wrote:

      Yesterday I was hiking a trail with my missus when a lady passed us.  My wife said, "I think that might actually be Britney Spears!"   I said, "I dunno, I'd have to see her pussy to be sure."

      Funny joke or not?  My wife sure didn't think so.   

      Terry D.


      funny too me, but it's not one that goes over well with the Missus

       

      But you knew that before hand.

       

      Keep in mind you audience when telling jokes and playing songs

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