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    to old to become a toyboy?im thinking about a career change. i hear that in the u s anda  wimminz will pay a boy to keep them company.im a young looking 60 and still have most of my teefs.chuR.

    the world is your crabstick

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    I've lived here all my life - well, most of it, anyway - and never seen it happen.

    "The Web puts all of the world's knowledge at our fingertips; unfortunately it's mixed with all of the world's bull****************."
    -- Bob Parks

    "A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."
    -- Oscar Wilde

    "No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true."
    -- Oscar Wilde

    "It is a trap of history to believe that eyewitnesses remember accurately what they have lived through."
    -- Theodore White

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    • #3

      Kunac wrote:

      to old to become a toyboy?im thinking about a career change. i hear that in the u s anda  wimminz will pay a boy to keep them company.im a young looking 60 and still have most of my teefs.chuR.


      You don't look a day over 59.

      It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay

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      • I Play Um
        I Play Um commented
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        maybe if he was willing to muff dive horny semi-dry 80 year olds...might happen!


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      60 is the new 40.

      With Viagra and the fact that you're a drummer, women will pay you to be their 'boy toy'.

      member of the sg army

      in rock n roll alliance with the mazi bee militia

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      • nice keetee
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        guitarman wrote:

        60 is the new 40.

        With Viagra and the fact that you're a drummer, women will pay you to be their 'boy toy'.


        good to see ya postin' guitarman


      • quickie1
        quickie1 commented
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        guitarman wrote:

        60 is the new 40.

        With Viagra and the fact that you're a drummer, women will pay you to be their 'boy toy'.


        Viagra!? We no need no stinkin Viagra!


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      Kunac wrote:

      to old to become a toyboy?im thinking about a career change. i hear that in the u s anda  wimminz will pay a boy to keep them company.im a young looking 60 and still have most of my teefs.chuR.


      60 is probably fine if you took care of yourself a bit along the way, not so good if you didn't.

      Lot's of peeps don't make it that far, so count your blessing and enjoy the days ahead.

       

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      • OU8124ME
        OU8124ME commented
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        Three Old Men


        "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.

        "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you

        stand there and nothing comes out."



        "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you

        don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,

        sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"



        "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."



        "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

        "No, I pee every morning at 60. I pee like a racehorse on a flat

        rock; no problem at all."



        "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

        "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."



        Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 60 and

        crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?

        "I don't wake up until 70."





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      <ambiguous head movement>

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      • #7
        Kunac, if you live in luxury and hang by a pool all day I don't imagine you'd have to go looking for it: it'll be all up in your man business and you'll beg it to go away.

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        • isaac42
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          Pandorasbox wrote:
          Kunac, if you live in luxury and hang by a pool all day I don't imagine you'd have to go looking for it: it'll be all up in your man business and you'll beg it to go away.

          I dunno. It ain't working for me.


          redneck pool

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      • #8
        Get your swag on then!

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        • #9
          Oh sh... I just saw the pic. I'm sorry, pu-swah will never be in your future. <shudder>

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          • #10
            Issac, it's the ****************-brown tarp and the third nipple that's a turn off. Get a blue tarp and you'll be surfing down a landing strip in no time!

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            • OU8124ME
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              Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
              My words but a whisper your deafness a Shout.
              I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
              Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink.
              So you ride yourselves over the fields and
              you make all your animal deals and
              your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

              And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away
              in the tidal destruction the moral melee.
              The elastic retreat rings the close of play
              as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way.
              But your new shoes are worn at the heels
              and your suntan does rapidly peel
              and your wise men don't know how it feels
              to be thick as a brick.













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