1) Buried Alive in a normal sized casket ( with O2 being pumped in to keep you alive as long as possible)
2) Slowly and excructiatingly tortured to death in a henious and unspeakably horrific prolonged manner.
3) Immolation OR being boiled in oil like a salad crouton.
4) Sticking a tube of aerosol expanding foam down your throat and spraying
5) Forced to endlessly watch reruns of the Oprah Winfrey Hour.
Thanks for your careful consideration, and have a pleasant good evening.