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  • Went out on a "date" last night.

    One off of Match or whatnot.
    She was much fatter and wrinklier than her pics.
    How can you be BOTH fat and wrinkly at the same time?
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  • #2
    Originally posted by tuco View Post
    One off of Match or whatnot.
    She was much fatter and wrinklier than her pics.
    How can you be BOTH fat and wrinkly at the same time?

    IDK

    So do ya put out on the first date?


    Tell me more, tell me more.




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    • #3
      Got some excellent tempura at a Japanese restaurant, then saw some sappy chick-flick with Renee Zellwhatnot,
      then got home early, thank God.

      I offered her some of my tempura, and she actually took it, even though she had a huge crab-stuffed chicken-thing.

      I didn't think she'd actually take it.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Mikeo View Post


        IDK

        So do ya put out on the first date?


        Tell me more, tell me more.



        From her profile pics she looked MUCH better, but that's par for the course.
        She owns a bunch of rental properties, has a nice horse ranch, and has a
        really nice new 4x4 truck, as well as being an artist, which SOUNDED good, in theory.
        But she was a bit over my weight limit, and there isn't enough botox in the world.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by tuco View Post
          One off of Match or whatnot.
          She was much fatter and wrinklier than her pics.
          How can you be BOTH fat and wrinkly at the same time?
          years of practice!

          Yeah I hear you about not matching the pics...but, really, why would you put up a pic that was 30 years old, knowing that you are going to meet in the real world? Just Stoopid...
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          • #6
            Originally posted by tuco View Post

            From her profile pics she looked MUCH better, but that's par for the course.
            She owns a bunch of rental properties, has a nice horse ranch, and has a
            really nice new 4x4 truck, as well as being an artist, which SOUNDED good, in theory.
            But she was a bit over my weight limit, and there isn't enough botox in the world.
            Botox is a Girl's Best Friend.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MrKnobs
              God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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              • #8
                You probably "Dated"an old "Prune"

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                • #9
                  We are going to call your date Lola, until you can confirm it otherwise.


                  Pictures of the truck.


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                  • #10
                    I like these text messages.



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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by daddymack View Post
                      years of practice!

                      Yeah I hear you about not matching the pics...but, really, why would you put up a pic that was 30 years old, knowing that you are going to meet in the real world? Just Stoopid...
                      To get the date in the first place.
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                      • #12
                        At the small city , where I presently reside . the "night owls" come out , looking for "dates" I'm to old ...maybe lol My old lady wouldn't like me hanging out with "night owls" maybe probably
                        Last edited by crustoleum; 11-06-2017, 03:25 AM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by crustoleum View Post
                          At the small city , where I presently reside . the "night owls" come out , looking for "dates" I'm to old ...maybe lol My old lady wouldn't like me hanging out with "night owls" maybe probably
                          'night owls'=horny old men?
                          "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

                          Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by daddymack View Post

                            'night owls'=horny old men?
                            Cougars. *shudders*
                            Workin' for the man with money in his hand.

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                              dude...that's my fan base!!!

                          • #15
                            Originally posted by daddymack View Post

                            'night owls'=horny old men?
                            hooters , lots of hooters ...lol and horny old men too hooters and horned owls lots

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