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  • Since we are all confessing, what famous person touched your peener back in the day?

    I'm still waiting for anyone to touch mine.
    It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay
    Free your mind, and your ass will follow~G. Clinton


  • #2
    There weren't any famous people around my old home town back in the day. Still aren't, as far as I know, but I don't live there anymore.
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    • #3
      I grew up near Johnny Pesky and Tony Conigliaro, two famous Red Sox players but they never "reached out".
      Workin' for the man with money in his hand.

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      • #4
        My next door neighbor growing up turned out to very famous.
        She did not touch my peenis, but were were very good friends a children.

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        • #5
          I was sent to a boarding school in the Phoenix, Arizona area for my last two years of high school. We had a weekend boarding school "dorm attendant" that everyone knew as "Bill Buzz". He would get high-school age boys high on weed and/or beer and have sex with them, isn't that nice? He befriended me too, but I got the word before anything happened. He did feel my peen through my jeans one time. Creepy f****t.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mikeo View Post
            My next door neighbor growing up turned out to very famous.
            She did not touch my peenis, but were were very good friends a children.
            I think the impetus of tis thread involves same -sex, but who is this VIP of whicvh you speak?
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            • #7
              They only became famous after they touched my peener.
              Originally posted by RobRoy
              There is an "honest grit" to his lying.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mikeo View Post
                My next door neighbor growing up turned out to very famous.
                She did not touch my peenis, but were were very good friends a children.
                Could be worse, Kevin Spacey could lay on top of you
                It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay
                Free your mind, and your ass will follow~G. Clinton

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by MrKnobs
                  God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                  • #10
                    High School biology teacher caressed my chest by tracing over the pattern on my sweater. It was creepy.
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                    • #11
                      In grade school, the band leader was known as Mr. Touchy Feely. He wouldn't hesitate to touch your legs if you were sitting across from him. Boy or girl. . .. . .it didn't matter to him. It took a couple of years for the school to fire him.
                      Originally posted by MrKnobs
                      God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                      • #12
                        I met Roseanne once, all she wanted was my parking space, not my Johnson. Probably for the best.



                        Workin' for the man with money in his hand.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by hammergjh View Post
                          I met Roseanne once, all she wanted was my parking space, not my Johnson. Probably for the best.


                          You were lucky!!!!!! She's scary looking. She's probably the type that would abduct you, chain you up in the basement, and make you do her just to periodically get a few scraps of food. I hate it when they do that.
                          Originally posted by MrKnobs
                          God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by hammergjh View Post
                            I met Roseanne once, all she wanted was my parking space, not my Johnson. Probably for the best.


                            Roseanne lost a ton of weight, and she look pretty good these days. She's like 65 years old too.

                            I heard 200lb she lost too. :eek


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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Mikeo View Post

                              Roseanne lost a ton of weight, and she look pretty good these days. She's like 65 years old too.

                              I heard 200lb she lost too. :eek

                              Now with even less weight, she can move faster, and can catch men easier to chain them up in the basement.
                              Originally posted by MrKnobs
                              God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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