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  • So the wife and I did it this morning, but...

    it was after my morning whizz, which as you know is the biggest whizz of the day, so I couldn't pee afterward. I jump in the shower, and come to work, forgot all about it.

    Well, I just went to the bathroom to whizz, and it was that post-sex whizz, hosed down the wall, toilet paper, back of the seat, floor. It came out in about 7 different streams. ****************!!

    I hate that!!!

  • #2
    Originally posted by skippydmongoose
    it was after my morning whizz, which as you know is the biggest whizz of the day, so I couldn't pee afterward. I jump in the shower, and come to work, forgot all about it.

    Well, I just went to the bathroom to whizz, and it was that post-sex whizz, hosed down the wall, toilet paper, back of the seat, floor. It came out in about 7 different streams. ****************!!

    I hate that!!!


    You're starting to get kind of ST'ed with this ****************

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    • #3
      Originally posted by skippydmongoose
      it was after my morning whizz, which as you know is the biggest whizz of the day, so I couldn't pee afterward. I jump in the shower, and come to work, forgot all about it.

      Well, I just went to the bathroom to whizz, and it was that post-sex whizz, hosed down the wall, toilet paper, back of the seat, floor. It came out in about 7 different streams. ****************!!

      I hate that!!!


      Umm.....Jizzwhizz

      Workin' for the man with money in his hand.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by hammergjh


        Umm.....Jizzwhizz

        I'll sometimes sit down to pee if I'm at home. I don't want to dirty up my own bathroom.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by skippydmongoose
          I'll sometimes sit down to pee if I'm at home. I don't want to dirty up my own bathroom.


          Homo
          I'll bet you throw your tampons out at work too, huh

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Stonedtone


            Homo
            I'll bet you throw your tampons out at work too, huh
            So to keep from pissing in the floor, I'm a homo. I'll bet you're so homophobic you won't even sit down to take a dump. You probably squat over the toilet while reading Guns and Ammo or Conservative Illustrated, huh?





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            • #7
              Originally posted by skippydmongoose
              it was after my morning whizz, which as you know is the biggest whizz of the day, so I couldn't pee afterward. I jump in the shower, and come to work, forgot all about it.

              Well, I just went to the bathroom to whizz, and it was that post-sex whizz, hosed down the wall, toilet paper, back of the seat, floor. It came out in about 7 different streams. ****************!!

              I hate that!!!


              at least it didn't happen at your own bathroom.
              Originally Posted by Kowalski


              I typed that at 3:30am this morning on my iphone

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              • #8
                Originally posted by


                at least it didn't happen at your own bathroom.
                It's at wokr though. We have one bathroom here, and it's my company.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by skippydmongoose
                  You probably squat over the toilet while reading Guns and Ammo



                  damn funny!
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                  • #10
                    BTW, me and the GF did it at 4:30 this morning,

                    she came so hard I had to change the sheets, after that I was too awake to fall back asleep, so I've been up since 4-friggin-30
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by dadgad7
                      BTW, me and the GF did it at 4:30 this morning,

                      she came so hard I had to change the sheets, after that I was too awake to fall back asleep, so I've been up since 4-friggin-30
                      getting laid doesn't warrant a complaint--unless you're in prison, and even then...



                      just sayin....

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by skippydmongoose
                        So to keep from pissing in the floor, I'm a homo. I'll bet you're so homophobic you won't even sit down to take a dump. You probably squat over the toilet while reading Guns and Ammo or Conservative Illustrated, huh?







                        I'm so manly, I take ****************s outside in snow storms

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by skippydmongoose
                          it was after my morning whizz, which as you know is the biggest whizz of the day, so I couldn't pee afterward. I jump in the shower, and come to work, forgot all about it.

                          Well, I just went to the bathroom to whizz, and it was that post-sex whizz, hosed down the wall, toilet paper, back of the seat, floor. It came out in about 7 different streams. ****************!!

                          I hate that!!!


                          Your full of **************** dude.
                          troll inspired my the movie Me myself and Ireen!!!
                          If it won't fetch a bird, It isn't a dog!

                          If you have something to say about me, say it behind my back, because I don't F'n care!!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Stonedtone


                            Homo
                            I'll bet you throw your tampons out at work too, huh


                            Real men still have their hoods, and its tough to pee in a straight line ,,,specially after a good ****************. Dig?? Ever hear the term skin it back??

                            T2
                            old age and treachery shall overcome youth and skill.

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                            • #15
                              I wasn't complaining 'bout getting laid, or maybe I was....

                              it's just that she's a squirter, a real flooder, and it gets a bit tedious with the soaking wet sheets everyday, we've pretty much gotta throw a shower curtain down on the bed....

                              at least i know she's satisfied right?
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