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  • OT: What's worse than one's wife asking you to hold her purse in the department store?

    Today I got stuck in the fabric store for over an hour watching my wife select fabric for some sewing project she has planned. Even worse she kept asking me my opinion on colors and patterns and I have no idea what looks good or right. Sometimes I think she asks me this stuff then automatically selects the opposite of my choice (if I dare give one) Of course then we went to the pot store where I spent over an hour drooling over the buds. I guess it all evens out in the end.

  • #2
    maybe, you asking your wife if you can carry her purse through the store?

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    • #3
      so she is making you a hawaiian shirt for christmas and you are getting her some pot?
      {O,O}
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      • #4
        Originally posted by TrumpIsGreat View Post
        maybe, you asking your wife if you can carry her purse through the store?
        that's the ticket. I just can't afford that much.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Turd Furgison View Post
          so she is making you a hawaiian shirt for christmas and you are getting her some pot?
          ​She knows better. I've got one Hawaiian shirt in the closet and it's got naked mermaids on it. She won't let me wear it and I won't let her throw it in the retex box.

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          • #6
            Buying tampons for your wife.
            Roll Tide!!!!!

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            • #7
              waiting outside of a dressing room so you can tell her she looks great when she comes out

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              • #8
                When the purse looks better on you.
                "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."
                Sam Adams: terrorist, patriot, and public enemy #1.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Hoddy View Post
                  Buying tampons for your wife.
                  I would occasionally buy tampons for my wife and a sixpack of beer at the same time.

                  Most people knew why I needed the sixpack...
                  Last edited by nedezero1; 10-26-2017, 08:03 AM.

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by nedezero1 View Post

                  I would occasionally buy tampons for my wife and a sixpack of beer at the same time.

                  Most people knew why I needed the sixpack...
                  wife LOLed at that !! )

                  I look natural with my wifes purse !! )
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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Hoddy View Post
                    Buying tampons for your wife.
                    haaha, reminds me of the bit...

                    you ever shower naked with your wife?

                    she loves it.


                    -the unknown comic (directed to johnny carson)
                    Last edited by goodhonk; 10-26-2017, 09:42 AM.

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                    • moogerfooger
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                      did we ever find out who the unknown comic was?

                  • #12
                    Originally posted by HAMMER TOSS View Post
                    waiting outside of a dressing room so you can tell her she looks great when she comes out

                    When I got married I quickly learned that there is no correct answer to the question does my butt look big in this.
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                    • #13
                      Originally posted by Tom Hicks View Post

                      When I got married I quickly learned that there is no correct answer to the question does my butt look big in this.

                      shoulda married one of the kardashians.

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                      • #14
                        I don't mind it. I even got Hot Wheels at the store if I would walk across K-Mart with my moms purse on my shoulder. Her girl friends would love it. I got my Hot Wheels!! I would ham it up too. This was 1968 though.

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                        • #15
                          Originally posted by goodhonk View Post


                          shoulda married one of the kardashians.
                          Has nothing to do with actual butt size. Even skinny females think they are over weight.
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