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    Now that Lance Armstrong has proven himself to be a professional liar, he only has one obvious career choice... run for political office.

     

     


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    Got to admit he has great name recognition. But I won't vote for OJ Simpson or Martha Stewart. (Or support them in any way financially.)

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      VanHalen wrote:

      Now that Lance Armstrong has proven himself to be a professional liar, he only has one obvious career choice... run for political office.


      Gay porn as a bottom.

      Don't even bother. You can't win.


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        VanHalen wrote:

        Now that Lance Armstrong has proven himself to be a professional liar, he only has one obvious career choice... run for political office.

         

         


        Or he can do porn.

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          His **bleep** probably isn't big enough to do **bleep**. Plus he is probably impotent from riding on that skinny bike seat for so long.


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        VanHalen wrote:

        Now that Lance Armstrong has proven himself to be a professional liar, he only has one obvious career choice... run for political office.

         

         


        I admire that he was on deaths bed and came back....but the countless people that he lied to and deceived.

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          He's only got one ball left too... or is it the right one?

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        If one could make money as a whiny little **bleep**, he'd make millions...

        "Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' "
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          VanHalen wrote:

          Now that Lance Armstrong has proven himself to be a professional liar, he only has one obvious career choice... run for political office.

           

           


           

          He's from Texas.  So either his lying and cheating will help him get elected or they'll deem him "underqualified" because he's no Rick Perry, Dubya Bush, Dick Armey, or Tom DeLay, who are ALL better liars and bigger cheats.

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          • #8

            VanHalen wrote:

            Now that Lance Armstrong has proven himself to be a professional liar, he only has one obvious career choice... run for political office.

             

             


             

            Funny, I thought politics WAS his obvious career choice. That or maybe running a Fortune 500 list bank.

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