My all time favorite Bible quote

[Mossy Mossy Moss]

Praise Jesus!

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

New International Version (NIV)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

:catlol:

[flagbasher]

So Jesus loved giant horse cocks?

[Mossy Mossy Moss]

flagbasher wrote:

So Jesus loved giant horse cocks?

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He must have. The Word of God is infallible. 

[quickie1]

[Kreatorkind]

Hence the term "biblical proportions"... even chicks back then liked big johnsons.

[VanHalen]

Hellelujia!

[radomu]

 

EDIT: The new simly's suck **bleep**

[Chaunch]

KUDOS

[Zeopold]

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Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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If the bible said that her lovers burped like a hippo on the final stroke I would be a christian

[John Ellis]

I'm not surprised that our forum "toilet pig" would be all over that.

[Mossy Mossy Moss]

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John Ellis wrote:
I'm not surprised that our forum "toilet pig" would be all over that.

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Your god is a toilet pig god. 

[Zeopold]

Leviticus 18:22

[DesertDirtDog]

Matthew 27:52-53

What happened to the zombies? :catfrustrated:

Did they live for a few years and then die again?

Go back to their graves before Easter sunrise?

Accompany Jebus on his magical flight up to Heaven?

 

[Frets99]

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Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

Praise Jesus!

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

New International Version (NIV)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

:catlol:

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That's the Bible keeping it real. A lot of things haven't changed much in a couple thousand years have they?

[Mossy Mossy Moss]

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Frets99 wrote:

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Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

Praise Jesus!

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

New International Version (NIV)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

:catlol:

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That's the Bible keeping it real. A lot of things haven't changed much in a couple thousand years have they?

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No, not much has changed. Sexist believers favorite sport is still sluut-shaming.