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  • My all time favorite Bible quote

    Praise Jesus!

     

    Ezekiel 23:19-20

    New International Version (NIV)

    19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

     

    :catlol:

    I HAVE SPOKEN

  • #2

    So Jesus loved giant horse cocks?

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    • Mossy Mossy Moss
      Mossy Mossy Moss commented
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      flagbasher wrote:

      So Jesus loved giant horse cocks?



      He must have. The Word of God is infallible. 


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    • Kreatorkind
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      Hence the term "biblical proportions"... even chicks back then liked big johnsons.

    • VanHalen
      VanHalen commented
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      Hellelujia!


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    EDIT: The new simly's suck **bleep**

    Originally Posted by Noam Chomsky


    Whenever you hear anything said very confidently, the first thing that should come to mind is, wait a minute is that true?

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    • Chaunch
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      KUDOS


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    Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.


    If the bible said that her lovers burped like a hippo on the final stroke I would be a christian

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    • #6
      I'm not surprised that our forum "toilet pig" would be all over that.
      Phil SaidIf you possess the superior intellect, then it should be no problem for you to point out the logical fallacies and other problems of their position or post without having to debase yourself by resorting to ad hominem attacks.

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      • Mossy Mossy Moss
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        John Ellis wrote:
        I'm not surprised that our forum "toilet pig" would be all over that.

        Your god is a toilet pig god. 


    • #7

      Leviticus 18:22

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      • DesertDirtDog
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        Matthew 27:52-53

        What happened to the zombies? :catfrustrated:

        Did they live for a few years and then die again?

        Go back to their graves before Easter sunrise?

        Accompany Jebus on his magical flight up to Heaven?

         


    • #8

      Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

      Praise Jesus!


       


      Ezekiel 23:19-20

      New International Version (NIV)




      19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.


       


      :catlol:





      That's the Bible keeping it real. A lot of things haven't changed much in a couple thousand years have they?

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      • Mossy Mossy Moss
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        Frets99 wrote:

        Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

        Praise Jesus!

         

        Ezekiel 23:19-20

        New International Version (NIV)

        19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

         

        :catlol:


        That's the Bible keeping it real. A lot of things haven't changed much in a couple thousand years have they?


         

        No, not much has changed. Sexist believers favorite sport is still sluut-shaming. 



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