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    A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.

    The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

    "The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.

    "Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end."

    He said the man was in hospital for two days but was discharged and sent back to prison Friday after the mobile phone was taken out.

    The prisoner is serving a 10-year term for theft at the high security Welikada jail in the capital.

     
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    "Can you hear me NOW?" lol -Adam
    Originally Posted by nicholai


    He seems to like bacon a lot......









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    Originally Posted by GuitarNoobie


    ...we should be talking about the national debt, the number of incarcerated citizens in this country(the prison industrial complex), the military industrial complex, the so called war on drugs and corporations/banks that are running over people and buying our politicians...

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      How will you whisper sweet nothing's in his ear (or rear) now that he has been caught?
      "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."“Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.”― George Carlin"The founding fathers were well aware of rapid firing capabilities by the indians." - NormH

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      • Bowe
        Bowe commented
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        did he not think about putting it on vibrate?

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      Oh my! I've herd* of having a "cell 'phone," "butt-dialing" and "talking out your ass," but this is taking those clich

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      • Alndln3
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        The Badger wrote:

        Oh my! I've herd* of having a "cell 'phone," "butt-dialing" and "talking out your ass," but this is taking those clich


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      Yump should buy Omni dinner for making him appear slightly more intelligent
      "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."“Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.”― George Carlin"The founding fathers were well aware of rapid firing capabilities by the indians." - NormH

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