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  • 72 Virgins?

    Al Qaeda and their followers should think twice about that "72 Virgins in Paradise" thing. They might not get what they expected...

    These women took a vow of chastity, didn't they, so, wouldn't that suggest they're virgins?

    72 Virgin WHAT.jpg

    Anyone who's ever been to Catholic School knows that kind of "virgin" is not to be trifled with.

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    They're going to get 72 ass rapes.


    • yumpy
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      72 muslim virgins? 72 ugly muslim 3rd graders. 


    • The Badger
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      Daryl Flynn wrote:

      They're going to get 72 ass rapes.

      I wish YouTube still had that animated video of "The Death of Usama Bin Laden." It began with SEALs breaking in and shooting him, progressed through Usama's "burial at sea" (hint: those SEALs had to pee and there was no toilet handy) and finished with his eternal punishment in Hell. That included Bin Laden being tossed into a room with 72 very horny virgin male pigs. It was offensive as hell, but hilarious if you weren't a Muslim.