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  • #16
    This **bleep** again!!!!!

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    • #17

      Already?

       

      Last one had over a 16,000 replies and over a million views. See how long this one catches up.

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      • Bowe
        Bowe commented
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        So Jesus has to buy acceptance with the offer of eternal life?

        I usually just buy a few beers and people accept me fine

      • yumpy
        yumpy commented
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        peridot2 wrote:

        Already?

         

        Last one had over a 16,000 replies and over a million views. See how long this one catches up.


        water finds it's own level. 

         

        keep it going!


    • #18

      Why in the BLEEPITY BLEEP would anyone want to live forever?

       

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      • DesertDirtDog
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        ^ ^ ^ So they can praise & worship basking in Gods' Great Glory, 24/7.
        Believe me, it will be swell.

    • #19

      Science suggests that after the Big Bang, god smoked a cigarette, rolled over, went to sleep, and hasn't been heard from since. 

      However, the Bibble teaches that he woke up, knocked up a poor carpenter

      "Flamenco Chuck" Keyser
      http://www.flamencochuck.com

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      • yumpy
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        incredable wrote:

        Science suggests that after the Big Bang, god smoked a cigarette, rolled over, went to sleep, and hasn't been heard from since. 

        However, the Bibble teaches that he woke up, knocked up a poor carpenter


    • #20

      StompboxMan wrote:

      The Reason to Accept Jesus Christ Into Your Life is to gain eternal life.


      I'm probably going to regret posting in this thread...

       

      If there is a God (and I believe there is a higher power of some sort) he would not choose one religion to be the only "true" religion and condemn the rest of humanity to an eternity in Hell just because they chose(or grew up in) the wrong one. And if he does he isn't a good god.

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      • StompboxMan
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        To splatbass

        FYI Jesus Christ is the head of His Holy Church. All the true members of His Church are called the Body of Christ. Each different denomination has BOC members out of the denomination's membership.

      • moonlightin
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        splatbass wrote:

        StompboxMan wrote:

        The Reason to Accept Jesus Christ Into Your Life is to gain eternal life.


        I'm probably going to regret posting in this thread...

         

        If there is a God (and I believe there is a higher power of some sort) he would not choose one religion to be the only "true" religion and condemn the rest of humanity to an eternity in Hell just because they chose(or grew up in) the wrong one. And if he does he isn't a good god.


        This ^. God says He is known by many names. Heck, even the Qu'ran and the Bible have a lot of similarities.


    • #21

      Christianity Is Dumb

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      • BigMac5
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        willhaven wrote:

        Christianity Is Dumb


        yet people can see how stupid that is.  

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    • #22
      "What that menas is the good Christians of the Body of Christ obey the rules and laws of God. That's what God made you for, to obey His laws, Not to break His laws and perish into a Lake of Fire. Repent of your sins or you will perish!"




      That's absurd - if Christians actually obeyed gods laws, you would have a point. Christians are want to say that they aren't under the law so.........................

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      • StompboxMan
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        Love The Lord God with all your hear, mind and spirit!

    • #23

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      • #24

        Obama has put his hand on a bible at least two times.

        Disclaimer: My threads and posts are created to allow forum members to discuss interesting subject matter.

        I reserve the right to change my decisions at anytime.

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        • splatbass
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          Visconti wrote:

          Obama has put his hand on a bible at least two times.


          What does that have to do with anything? Why do you think everything is about Obama?


        • yumpy
          yumpy commented
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          Visconti wrote:

          Obama has put his hand on a bible at least two times.


          and not burned up!  


      • #25

        Hi, I've been reading a history of the struggle between East and West, political, religious, etc.

        May I just say, that religion is a big fat turd?

         

        God sucks, Jesus blows, Muhammad squeels.

        Have a nice day, everyone.

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        (Sheez, what a crappy group of emoticons. WTF?)

         

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        "Faith ruled the Dark Ages."

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        • Rudolf von Hagenwil
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          Minning Around wrote:

          (Sheez, what a crappy group of emoticons. WTF?) 


           

          they are sufficient to express the emotions moderators understand


        • Daryl Flynn
          Daryl Flynn commented
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          Anderton told me to tell you guys this thread is locked.


        • Used2BMarkoh
          Used2BMarkoh commented
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          Minning Around wrote:

          Hi, I've been reading a history of the struggle between East and West, political, religious, etc.



          Why religion?  Why isn't it East and West that sucks?  Why not humans?

          In other words, it's just your (or the author's) confirmation bias.

           


      • #26
        There is only one GOD and Mohammed is his prophet.

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        • #27

          Praise and bless the Lord Jesus Christ every day and night to save your life! Have mercy Lord Jesus on all who do not believe in you!

          StompboxMan.com
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          • onelife
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            Hare Krishna Hare Krishna

            Krishna Krishna Hare Hare

            Hare Rama Hare Rama

            Rama Rama Hare Hare


          • Daryl Flynn
            Daryl Flynn commented
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            StompboxMan wrote:

            Praise and bless the Lord Jesus Christ every day and night to save your life! Have mercy Lord Jesus on all who do not believe in you!


            If you're going to do the fake Christian thing, at least try and debate someone. Put some effort into it, **************** troll, who's thread thrives simply because you can argue religion endlessly, and some of these guys will do just that.


        • #28
          It was explained, you chose to ignore it.
          Information is not knowledge
          Knowledge is not wisdom
          Wisdom is not truth
          Truth is not beauty
          Beauty is not love
          Love is not music.
          Music Is The Best.

          - Frank Zappa

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          • Daryl Flynn
            Daryl Flynn commented
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            photon9 wrote:
            It was explained, you chose to ignore it.

            Bull****************.


        • #29
          That was a good read Chuck. Too bad U2BM will never read it and will continue to blabber on about irreducible complexity and all that ad infinitum.
          Information is not knowledge
          Knowledge is not wisdom
          Wisdom is not truth
          Truth is not beauty
          Beauty is not love
          Love is not music.
          Music Is The Best.

          - Frank Zappa

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          • chuckgp
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            photon9 wrote:
            That was a good read Chuck. Too bad U2BM will never read it and will continue to blabber on about irreducible complexity and all that ad infinitum.

            He's a great example for us -- "Don't be like this" 

            haha!

             

            I liked that qoute at the end and odered the guy's book.  Ridiculous prices on Amazon for PB but I got a used HC for 50..I mean Fiddy, cent.  Now I know what to read after Endymion.

             


        • #30
          The best part is the bit on the watchmakers father and why it would be more succinct to assume the universe itself is eternal. If Christians could only grasp that simple concept we wouldn't even have these discussions.
          Information is not knowledge
          Knowledge is not wisdom
          Wisdom is not truth
          Truth is not beauty
          Beauty is not love
          Love is not music.
          Music Is The Best.

          - Frank Zappa

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          • Used2BMarkoh
            Used2BMarkoh commented
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            photon9 wrote:
            The best part is the bit on the watchmakers father and why it would be more succinct to assume the universe itself is eternal. If Christians could only grasp that simple concept we wouldn't even have these discussions.

            No, photon, it's a ridiculous and childish objection.  Any self respecting person would immediately surf off of any page that brought that one up.

            If you find a watch in a field, somebody made it.  Somebody designed it.  Period, end of story.  You know this as well as I do.  The designer's father has absolutely nothing to do with anything.  The simple fact - a tautology, for Pete's sake - is that design is evidence of a designer.

            That's the thing - becoming a god-hater seems to make a person immune to logic.  For that reason alone I could never take the path you have.

             


          • chuckgp
            chuckgp commented
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            photon9 wrote:
            The best part is the bit on the watchmakers father and why it would be more succinct to assume the universe itself is eternal. If Christians could only grasp that simple concept we wouldn't even have these discussions.

             

            The Bible's a pretty simple concept, but christians are the last ones to get it.









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