Members Zippy_The_Chimp Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 Ive never had one lets share:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members forceman Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 I take it then you have never been a model for Cynthia Plastercaster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 44deluxe Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 Originally posted by forceman I take it then you have never been a model for Cynthia Plastercaster... (great sig!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikeo Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 Originally posted by Zippy_The_Chimp Ive never had one lets share:) We had some regulars that came to just about ever show. I have a crappy attitude with groupies, although I love to see em, I'm a let's play, and after the show don't hang around for too long, enought to say thanks for coming, load some equipment and grab my $$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Help!I'maRock! Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 mud...sh, sh...shark...mu-ud...sh, sh...sh-hark... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members F-holes Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 In New Jersey, we just refer to them as 'skanks'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Help!I'maRock! Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 Originally posted by F-holes In New Jersey, we just refer to them as 'skanks'. in new jersey, all women are skanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry Allan Hall Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 Originally posted by Central Scrutinizer mud...sh, sh...shark...mu-ud...sh, sh...sh-hark... LOL....you beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Badside Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 I'd rather have a bunch of groupies hang around after the gig, than a bunch of *sigh* guys. This is why I hate being a guitarist. It's always the same thing, all the ladies are all over the singer the whole gig (I guess being on a stage, they don't realize he's like 5'2 ) and on my side of the stage are guys giving me thumbs up when I nail a solo. I don't care about you! I want women flashing me when I nail a solo!!! Ahhh I miss the good old times when the guitarist was the star... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hotdoggravy Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 Originally posted by Central Scrutinizer in new jersey, all women are skanks. *goes to New Jersey* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members F-holes Posted July 25, 2005 Members Share Posted July 25, 2005 Originally posted by hotdoggravy *goes to New Jersey* *throws Hotdoggravy a tube of 'crab cream'* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members riffdaddy Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by Mikeo We had some regulars that came to just about ever show.I have a crappy attitude with groupies, although I love to see em, I'm a let's play, and after the show don't hang around for too long, enought to say thanks for coming, load some equipment and grab my $$$. I'm the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lee Flier Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by Hardtailed This is why I hate being a guitarist. It's always the same thing, all the ladies are all over the singer the whole gig (I guess being on a stage, they don't realize he's like 5'2 ) and on my side of the stage are guys giving me thumbs up when I nail a solo. I don't care about you! I want women flashing me when I nail a solo!!! Well try being a female guitarist! I think that short circuits guys' brains completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by Hardtailed I'd rather have a bunch of groupies hang around after the gig, than a bunch of *sigh* guys. This is why I hate being a guitarist. It's always the same thing, all the ladies are all over the singer the whole gig (I guess being on a stage, they don't realize he's like 5'2 ) and on my side of the stage are guys giving me thumbs up when I nail a solo. I don't care about you! I want women flashing me when I nail a solo!!! Ahhh I miss the good old times when the guitarist was the star... If it makes you feel any better, I'm a guitarist who sings, and I never get flashed. Except by the cop who flashes his badge when I'm pulling out of the bar parking lot at 2 am. In all seriousness, I think I've been flashed boobs ONCE. And that was by someone who shouldn't have been flashing her boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amplover Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 when i nail a solo i see snakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LPbluesboy Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by Central Scrutinizer in new jersey, all women are skanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Badside Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by Lee Flier Well try being a female guitarist! I think that short circuits guys' brains completely. That would be hard to accomplish, but I did go out with a female guitarist once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members F-holes Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by LPbluesboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GCDEF Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by Hardtailed I'd rather have a bunch of groupies hang around after the gig, than a bunch of *sigh* guys. This is why I hate being a guitarist. It's always the same thing, all the ladies are all over the singer the whole gig (I guess being on a stage, they don't realize he's like 5'2 ) and on my side of the stage are guys giving me thumbs up when I nail a solo. I don't care about you! I want women flashing me when I nail a solo!!! Ahhh I miss the good old times when the guitarist was the star... Same way in my band. The singer gets 80% of the ladies' interest, I get about 15%, the bass player gets the other 5%. The drummer who's single and a pretty decent guy can't get laid at gigs to save his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Badside Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by GCDEF Same way in my band. The singer gets 80% of the ladies' interest, I get about 15%, the bass player gets the other 5%. The drummer who's single and a pretty decent guy can't get laid at gigs to save his life. Funny, in my band the drummer is the 2nd most popular among ladies. I don't know if it's because he plays with no shirt on, it's it the long hairs, the sweat pouring on his body... Who knows. He does have an amazing stage presence though (which you don't see that often, usually drummers hide behind their kit). And he his much more "fit" than me and the bassist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members riffdaddy Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by Hardtailed That would be hard to accomplish, but I did go out with a female guitarist once My best friend's father's guitarist is married to another guitarist. They're both in their mid-forties, and she's maintained her looks like you wouldn't believe. What strikes me as beautiful about that situation is that he doesn't really ask for permission to buy new gear. They both basically buy stuff whenever they feel like it. Which makes me think... I WANT ONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZomBiE DinkLE Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by Hardtailed I'd rather have a bunch of groupies hang around after the gig, than a bunch of *sigh* guys. This is why I hate being a guitarist. It's always the same thing, all the ladies are all over the singer the whole gig (I guess being on a stage, they don't realize he's like 5'2 ) and on my side of the stage are guys giving me thumbs up when I nail a solo. I don't care about you! I want women flashing me when I nail a solo!!! Ahhh I miss the good old times when the guitarist was the star... hey man, what was that one pedal you used during that one song? you know, you were doing the weedly weedly part and the singer was all like "wooooah." anyways, you were kinda flat on that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members P.A.T. Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by Hardtailed I'd rather have a bunch of groupies hang around after the gig, than a bunch of *sigh* guys. This is why I hate being a guitarist. It's always the same thing, all the ladies are all over the singer the whole gig (I guess being on a stage, they don't realize he's like 5'2 ) and on my side of the stage are guys giving me thumbs up when I nail a solo. I don't care about you! I want women flashing me when I nail a solo!!! Ahhh I miss the good old times when the guitarist was the star... Get an ugly singer in my band we're all ugly, so we never have tot deal with groupies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Help!I'maRock! Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by P.A.T. in my band we're all ugly, so we never have tot deal with groupies... here, here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Badside Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by P.A.T. in my band we're all ugly, so we never have tot deal with groupies... And that's a good thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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