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  • #16
    Originally posted by Central Scrutinizer


    in new jersey, all women are skanks.


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    • #17
      Originally posted by Lee Flier


      Well try being a female guitarist! I think that short circuits guys' brains completely.


      That would be hard to accomplish, but I did go out with a female guitarist once
      What is this sorcery?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by LPbluesboy






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        • #19
          Originally posted by Hardtailed
          I'd rather have a bunch of groupies hang around after the gig, than a bunch of *sigh* guys.

          This is why I hate being a guitarist. It's always the same thing, all the ladies are all over the singer the whole gig (I guess being on a stage, they don't realize he's like 5'2 ) and on my side of the stage are guys giving me thumbs up when I nail a solo. I don't care about you! I want women flashing me when I nail a solo!!!

          Ahhh I miss the good old times when the guitarist was the star...


          Same way in my band. The singer gets 80% of the ladies' interest, I get about 15%, the bass player gets the other 5%. The drummer who's single and a pretty decent guy can't get laid at gigs to save his life.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by GCDEF
            Same way in my band. The singer gets 80% of the ladies' interest, I get about 15%, the bass player gets the other 5%. The drummer who's single and a pretty decent guy can't get laid at gigs to save his life.


            Funny, in my band the drummer is the 2nd most popular among ladies. I don't know if it's because he plays with no shirt on, it's it the long hairs, the sweat pouring on his body... Who knows. He does have an amazing stage presence though (which you don't see that often, usually drummers hide behind their kit). And he his much more "fit" than me and the bassist.
            What is this sorcery?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Hardtailed


              That would be hard to accomplish, but I did go out with a female guitarist once


              My best friend's father's guitarist is married to another guitarist. They're both in their mid-forties, and she's maintained her looks like you wouldn't believe. What strikes me as beautiful about that situation is that he doesn't really ask for permission to buy new gear. They both basically buy stuff whenever they feel like it. Which makes me think...



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              • #22
                Originally posted by Hardtailed
                I'd rather have a bunch of groupies hang around after the gig, than a bunch of *sigh* guys.

                This is why I hate being a guitarist. It's always the same thing, all the ladies are all over the singer the whole gig (I guess being on a stage, they don't realize he's like 5'2 ) and on my side of the stage are guys giving me thumbs up when I nail a solo. I don't care about you! I want women flashing me when I nail a solo!!!

                Ahhh I miss the good old times when the guitarist was the star...

                hey man, what was that one pedal you used during that one song? you know, you were doing the weedly weedly part and the singer was all like "wooooah." anyways, you were kinda flat on that part.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Hardtailed
                  I'd rather have a bunch of groupies hang around after the gig, than a bunch of *sigh* guys.

                  This is why I hate being a guitarist. It's always the same thing, all the ladies are all over the singer the whole gig (I guess being on a stage, they don't realize he's like 5'2 ) and on my side of the stage are guys giving me thumbs up when I nail a solo. I don't care about you! I want women flashing me when I nail a solo!!!

                  Ahhh I miss the good old times when the guitarist was the star...


                  Get an ugly singer

                  in my band we're all ugly, so we never have tot deal with groupies...
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by P.A.T.
                    in my band we're all ugly, so we never have tot deal with groupies...


                    here, here!
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by P.A.T.
                      in my band we're all ugly, so we never have tot deal with groupies...


                      And that's a good thing?
                      What is this sorcery?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by riffdaddy
                        They both basically buy stuff whenever they feel like it. Which makes me think...

                        I WANT ONE!


                        And when we were recording, she would lend me her gear (which was composed of: Gibson Les Paul Standard, Fender 52' RI Telecaster and Fender Strat Deluxe, and a Fender Hot Rod Deville).

                        She was a cool girl, unfortunately music was our only common interest...
                        What is this sorcery?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Hardtailed


                          And that's a good thing?


                          my girlfriend thinks so...


                          not too sure about the other bandmembers....
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by P.A.T.


                            Get an ugly singer

                            in my band we're all ugly, so we never have tot deal with groupies...


                            Wouldn't work.... Case and Point.

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                            • #29
                              there are three other dudes in my band and i get alot more attention than them...

                              but im not picky
                              hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by dirtybart
                                there are three other dudes in my band and i get alot more attention than them...

                                but im not picky


                                There's this killer band in Kansas that has a bass player that seems to always get the attention of the cute ones. Their singer always gets the cross dressers' attentions & the guitarist took a chick out back to see her boobs, but she had hair on her chin, so not that impressive.

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