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MusicalSchizo

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Reminds me of my favorite bass player joke....

 

A kid goes to his dad and says he wants to learn to play the bass.

 

Dad says he'll buy the kid a bass and an amp and pay for lessons, but as soon as the kid misses a weekly lesson, the bass and amp go back to the store. The kid agrees.

 

The first week goes by and dad asks what the kid learned. The kid says, "I learned three notes on the E string...E, F, and G."

 

The second week is over and dad asks how the kid is doing. The kid says, "I learned three notes on the A string...A, B, and C."

 

The third week rolls around and dad asks how the lesson went. The kid says, "I didn't go."

 

"What do you mean you didn't go?" yells his dad.

 

"Well," replies the kid, "I had a gig."

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