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  • Cosmic joke!!!

    Why would a just and loving God give me a damn near perfect sense of rhythm and meter, but then make my voice sound like dying cats, while at the same time giving other people damn near perfect pitch accuracy, but NO IDEA where to actually PUT the words??!?!?!?



    WHY!??!?!?!




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    Voice lessons can fix most anything, just a couple can show a noticeable improvement .

    "We Have Met the Enemy and He is Us" - Walt Kelly​

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      You can learn to control the caterwailing and channel it into something musical.

      See an expert and practice.

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        Or you could practice 1000 different cat calls and make an album?

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          Quote Originally Posted by nchangin
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          Or you could practice 1000 different cat calls and make an album?




          winner!



          But seriously, I was just having a mini rant after 4 hours trying to get the singer to put the words in the right place.

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            Quote Originally Posted by Ku'Yleh
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            Why would a just and loving God give me a damn near perfect sense of rhythm and meter, but then make my voice sound like dying cats, while at the same time giving other people damn near perfect pitch accuracy, but NO IDEA where to actually PUT the words??!?!?!?



            WHY!??!?!?!







            Your voice is probably just fine, you just need to pick a music genre and style where it is acceptable. There are plenty of examples of singers lacking good pitch and clean, clear speech, but were a success.
            <div class="signaturecontainer">- Chad<br><br><br><br><font size="1"><br><br>Endorsing Artist: Cave Passive Pedals<br><br></font></div>

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              Quote Originally Posted by nchangin
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              Or you could practice 1000 different cat calls and make an album?




              This should put an end to anyone doing a "cat calls" album.






              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
              <div class="signaturecontainer">Foul language is the sign of a weak mind trying to express itself forcibly. * Thankfully, my computer program masks all the foul language and changes it to @&amp;%)7#</div>

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                Quote Originally Posted by Ku'Yleh
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                Why would a just and loving God give me a damn near perfect sense of rhythm and meter, but then make my voice sound like dying cats, while at the same time giving other people damn near perfect pitch accuracy, but NO IDEA where to actually PUT the words??!?!?!?



                WHY!??!?!?!







                LOL I feel your pain man, as I can play just about anything, have a pretty good ear as I can hear something and play it back, sometimes it takes a few times of listening and playi8ng along, other times I can just nail it, and am pretty good at improv and all that and have a pretty good knowledge of theory, but can't sing worth a DAMN....I'm the same way, I've tried everything but I just can't ****************ing sing to save my life LOL...Autotune is the answer LOL seriously6 man I did some things where I had to sing and it was a godsend...I mean my singing still absolutely SUCKED but at least it was in pitch!!! LOL
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                <div class="message">chevybusa ****************in delivers the lulz!!!</div>

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                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>OldGuitarPlayer</strong>
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                <div class="message">Ahhh...John Cage. The ultimate troll.</div>

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                <div class="message">Just remember...machines don't kill music, people do.</div>

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