Members brikus Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Post 'em here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members THX1138 Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 No. What happens on the road stays on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lee Flier Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Good call THX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fr!tz Posted July 26, 2005 Members Share Posted July 26, 2005 Last January we played a gig at a local bar, I noticed a big breasted brunette watching me for the 1st set. I know us drummers are Damn Sexy but this chick was practically bangin' me with her eyes! So Inbetween sets I walked up to her and she bought me a drink... (Oh yah, you can see where this is going)We got back up there finneshed our 2nd and 3rd sets and after the show she wanted to take me back to her place... Being the good hearted fella I am I wnet with her We proceded to have wild sex and all that goes along with it... After it was all said and done I went to go home and her kids were sitting right outside her door !I wrote a song called "Slutbanger" to immortalize the evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Back before I got married I met a hot red head (we are talking a 10, she was smokin). She told me she loved my music and would love to strip while I play a tune. I thought she was just teasing. Around 2 weeks later I played a small gig, after the show I go backstage to a private little room to relax for a min, and guess what, the red head comes in. I played a tune she striped and after that we had several hours of fun. I will never forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted July 27, 2005 Author Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by THX1138 No. What happens on the road stays on the road. you say that because your music never got you laid ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rippin' Robin Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by fritzgog13 I wrote a song called "Slutbanger" to immortalize the evening Bwahaha.. sig worthy!Ooh yeah I banged to slutSchmokin' love in her buttLovin' fire from my blowtorchAnd I then left like a proud laddySaw her kids sittin' on the porchScreamin': "Are you our daddy?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members THX1138 Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by brikus you say that because your music never got you laid ! Quite the contrary my good man. I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted July 27, 2005 Author Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by THX1138 Quite the contrary my good man. I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed. deny all you like...if you had got poon thanks to your music you'd tell it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Badside Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by THX1138 Quite the contrary my good man. I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed. Don't worry, we won't tell your wife My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted July 27, 2005 Author Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by Hardtailed Don't worry, we won't tell your wife My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night how ugly ? pics puhleeeeeeeeeeease... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Badside Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by brikus how ugly ? pics puhleeeeeeeeeeease... Well, think about all the traits that make a beautiful women beautiful... and reverse them. (Well except she was blonde and had blue eyes...)Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted July 27, 2005 Author Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by Hardtailed Well, think about all the traits that make a beautiful women beautiful... and reverse them. (Well except she was blonde and had blue eyes...)Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again she had no boobies ? Was she at least horny enough for her partner to have fun ?yapping again ? No prob-a-lem ! Do her in the ass doggy style, and then she's be yapping for a reason ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members squealie Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by THX1138 No. What happens on the road stays on the road. God, I hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fr!tz Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by Rippin' Robin Bwahaha.. sig worthy!Ooh yeah I banged to slutSchmokin' love in her buttLovin' fire from my blowtorchAnd I then left like a proud laddySaw her kids sittin' on the porchScreamin': "Are you our daddy?" L LClose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guitar Guru Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 I posted this when it happened last year, but I'll tell the tale one more time. Here's the short-short version.Showed up to soundcheck. Sound guy brought his girlfriend and another female friend to the gig. This female friend was drunk already.She thought we were some other band. But she kept professing her love for our music. During our set, she came on stage twice to "dance". Her first dance consisted of showing the crowd her bare ass.Her second dance had her pulling her pants down to her ankles and rubbing her cooch on my picking hand in the middle of the song.Don't believe me? View the video on our website......the link is below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheMan Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by THX1138 No. What happens on the road stays on the road. Yesh. It would be ungentlemanly to elaborate. 'Specially for us married gentlemans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members riffdaddy Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by TheMan Yesh. It would be ungentlemanly to elaborate. 'Specially for us married gentlemans. If you're married but still have a story on which to elaborate, your gentleman status is seriously questionable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kid Klash Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by TheMan Yesh. It would be ungentlemanly to elaborate. 'Specially for us married gentlemans. Yep... what TheMan said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted July 27, 2005 Author Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 you bunch of hypocrites !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caveman Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 I married one and now have at least 8 grand children and 1 great grand child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caveman Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 After a small amount of reflective finger counting, the new total is 9 and 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JBJ Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 my ex girlfriend sung for our band for a good few years so i dunno if that counts as a groupie but I got more poon than the rest of the band put together at shows as a result.the daddy of them all is boning her in the dressing room of the club Oasis got signed it 5 minutes before we went onstage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheMan Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by riffdaddy ...your gentleman status is seriously questionable. Can't argue wif dat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lee Flier Posted July 27, 2005 Members Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by riffdaddy If you're married but still have a story on which to elaborate, your gentleman status is seriously questionable. Not necessarily. Some gentlemen don't like to talk about their PAST after they get married.I hope that's what he meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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