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    <i>Originally posted by lawboy </i><br />
    <b>Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award. </b>

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    No. What happens on the road stays on the road.
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    • #3
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      • #4
        Last January we played a gig at a local bar, I noticed a big breasted brunette watching me for the 1st set. I know us drummers are Damn Sexy but this chick was practically bangin' me with her eyes! So Inbetween sets I walked up to her and she bought me a drink... (Oh yah, you can see where this is going)



        We got back up there finneshed our 2nd and 3rd sets and after the show she wanted to take me back to her place... Being the good hearted fella I am I wnet with her We proceded to have wild sex and all that goes along with it... After it was all said and done I went to go home and her kids were sitting right outside her door !



        I wrote a song called "Slutbanger" to immortalize the evening
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        • #5
          Back before I got married I met a hot red head (we are talking a 10, she was smokin). She told me she loved my music and would love to strip while I play a tune. I thought she was just teasing. Around 2 weeks later I played a small gig, after the show I go backstage to a private little room to relax for a min, and guess what, the red head comes in. I played a tune she striped and after that we had several hours of fun. I will never forget it.
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          • #6





            Originally posted by THX1138

            No. What happens on the road stays on the road.



            you say that because your music never got you laid !
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            <i>Originally posted by lawboy </i><br />
            <b>Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award. </b>

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            <i>Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread : </i><br />
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            • #7





              Originally posted by fritzgog13



              I wrote a song called "Slutbanger" to immortalize the evening




              Bwahaha.. sig worthy!



              Ooh yeah I banged to slut

              Schmokin' love in her butt

              Lovin' fire from my blowtorch

              And I then left like a proud laddy

              Saw her kids sittin' on the porch

              Screamin': "Are you our daddy?"
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              • #8





                Originally posted by brikus





                you say that because your music never got you laid !




                Quite the contrary my good man.



                I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed.
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                • #9





                  Originally posted by THX1138





                  Quite the contrary my good man.



                  I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed.




                  deny all you like...if you had got poon thanks to your music you'd tell it !
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                  <i>Originally posted by lawboy </i><br />
                  <b>Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award. </b>

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                  • #10





                    Originally posted by THX1138





                    Quite the contrary my good man.



                    I say that because my music has greatly aided the addition of bones to my closet, and they needn't be discussed.




                    Don't worry, we won't tell your wife



                    My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her



                    The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night
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                    • #11





                      Originally posted by Hardtailed





                      Don't worry, we won't tell your wife



                      My groupie story is that I once banged the ugliest girl in the world because she happened to follow us to the hotel room and couldn't keep her mouth shut. So I had two options: drive her home, or bang her



                      The guys in my band are still having a laugh at me about this one, even though it's been almost 4 years. Hey, at least I got nookie that night




                      how ugly ? pics puhleeeeeeeeeeease...
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                      <i>Originally posted by lawboy </i><br />
                      <b>Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award. </b>

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                      <i>Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread : </i><br />
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                      • #12





                        Originally posted by brikus





                        how ugly ? pics puhleeeeeeeeeeease...




                        Well, think about all the traits that make a beautiful women beautiful... and reverse them. (Well except she was blonde and had blue eyes...)



                        Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again
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                        • #13





                          Originally posted by Hardtailed





                          Well, think about all the traits that make a beautiful women beautiful... and reverse them. (Well except she was blonde and had blue eyes...)



                          Thing is, from the waist down, she was a perfect 10! I actually ended up enjoying it. But then when the morning came she started yapping again




                          she had no boobies ?

                          Was she at least horny enough for her partner to have fun ?



                          yapping again ? No prob-a-lem ! Do her in the ass doggy style, and then she's be yapping for a reason !
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                          <i>Originally posted by lawboy </i><br />
                          <b>Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award. </b>

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                          <i>Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread : </i><br />
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                          • #14





                            Originally posted by THX1138

                            No. What happens on the road stays on the road.



                            God, I hope so.

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                            • #15





                              Originally posted by Rippin' Robin





                              Bwahaha.. sig worthy!



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                              Schmokin' love in her butt

                              Lovin' fire from my blowtorch

                              And I then left like a proud laddy

                              Saw her kids sittin' on the porch

                              Screamin': "Are you our daddy?"






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