Members pogo97 Posted December 23, 2015 Members Share Posted December 23, 2015 This one seems to be the popular favourite for "worst christmas song" and it certainly has a lot going for it. [video=youtube;qq_ZSaDHI2M] But I dunno. There's some pretty serious stinkers out there. Just to start, there's "Christmas Carols By the Old Corral." [video=youtube;n6Yr97B-vYs] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members steve mac Posted December 23, 2015 Members Share Posted December 23, 2015 Any by a talent competition winner. ps I seem to remember one that had the line " I am basting the turkey with my tears"and another about Santa having a crash in his sleigh on Christmas Eve on the highway. It had the line " and as I crawled from the burning wreck, I saw a reindeer with a broken neck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted December 23, 2015 Author Members Share Posted December 23, 2015 Maybe: http://www.fakebands.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lurleen_Lumpkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted December 24, 2015 Members Share Posted December 24, 2015 I know it's far from the worst, but because it's so ubiquitious, I still can't ever get over my disdain for "Jingle Bell Rock". The big hit Bobby Helms version doesn't 'rock', even by 1957 standards, and also contains some really horrible lyrics such as "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted December 24, 2015 Author Members Share Posted December 24, 2015 Awkward lyrics. How about: Mark my footsteps, my good page, tread thou in them boldlyThou shalt find the winter’s rage freeze thy blood less coldly.” In his master’s steps he trod where the snow lay dintedHeat was in the very sod which the Saint had printed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Notes_Norton Posted December 24, 2015 Members Share Posted December 24, 2015 How about "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted December 24, 2015 Members Share Posted December 24, 2015 How about "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"? Somewhat intentionally bad novelty Christmas songs deserve their own corner in Christmas Hell for sure. I put this one right up there with "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted December 25, 2015 Author Members Share Posted December 25, 2015 Some people find "Grandma…" to be genuinely offensive. "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" was almost banned in its day. Both pretty dumb songs but you know… Christmas… How about some perhaps-unintentional double-entendre from Ella: [video=youtube;1e-4Hpgw0U4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e-4Hpgw0U4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted December 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 25, 2015 how about Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted December 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 25, 2015 classic era Ella... Here's a few country contenders for worst xmas song ever... But the winner is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted December 25, 2015 Author Members Share Posted December 25, 2015 that's certainly quite a list! But speaking of farts… some classic Canadian not-Christmas comedy from the 40s or 50s: [video=youtube;uPplyQWf-u4] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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