Members pogo97 Posted December 21, 2014 Members Share Posted December 21, 2014 Playing last night and a bunch of friends came in. Everybody with a glow on and having a good time. After one song, one gal, whose affections I'm aware of, stood up and said "I'm going to kiss you for that." and came up to the stage and kissed me -- for about twenty seconds. Not much I could do but look confused. Her husband, however, was neither confused nor amused and, after cussing her out, left for home. What's a fella to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted December 21, 2014 Moderators Share Posted December 21, 2014 Enjoy it...you did nothing wrong, as long as you kept your tongue in your own mouth! She got tipsy, you got kissed, he got pissed... there should be a song in there somewhere.This has happened to me before, while my wife watched...she knew the other woman, knew she was stoned and let it go. Your friend didn't need to make a scene, he should have either politely left, or taken his wife home rather than making a scene. She should apologize to you for creating the situation as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shaster Posted December 22, 2014 Members Share Posted December 22, 2014 Stuff like this has happened to me as well. It's worse when it's the wife of a band member - or when it's a band member! A few years back a female BG singer (who was pretty drunk) got down on her knees during one of my extended guitar solos. I have no idea where she was going with that move, and apparently neither did she, and she wound up biting me on the leg. Nothing sexy about having your leg chomped on. Luckily for her, she was so drunk she really didn't remember, and also luckily, her husband wasn't around. The hazards of being a Rock & Roll star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted December 22, 2014 Moderators Share Posted December 22, 2014 and...better that she kissed you instead of flashing you....I'm jus'sayin'...I have had that happen when my wife was in the club watching too...she is a very understanding lady... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted December 22, 2014 Members Share Posted December 22, 2014 Back when still playing drunken bars and such, I'd come home after a gig and my wife would ask "so did any girls flash their boobies at you tonight???" If I answered "no", her reply would be "well, then what were you guys doing wrong?" Always good to have an understanding woman in your corner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltan Posted December 22, 2014 Members Share Posted December 22, 2014 for some odd reason I get flashed often while I'm playing.. im not complaining mind you, but my wife finds it quite amusing... people tend to react with jealousy and anger when they are insecure about themselves or their relationships... personally I think the woman could have been using you to see if her hubby was still interested... bar drama... lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vito Corleone Posted December 22, 2014 Members Share Posted December 22, 2014 personally I think the woman could have been using you to see if her hubby was still interested... bar drama... lol... Usually they just want to draw attention to themselves and be part of the show. Beats them grabbing the mic and trying to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltan Posted December 22, 2014 Members Share Posted December 22, 2014 sorry, the question was, what do you do? well... laugh, make a comment about the amazing sights to see here on the beach, sing " bright lights, big city" with minor changes to the lyrics? usually I grin, blush a bit and sing "thanks for the mammaries" and quickly go to the next tune... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ptkbass Posted December 22, 2014 Members Share Posted December 22, 2014 I dunno. Twenty seconds means you kissed her back. So it's past the "not my fault; nothing to do with it" ploy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted December 22, 2014 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2014 I dunno. Twenty seconds means you kissed her back. So it's past the "not my fault; nothing to do with it" ploy..... untrue -- i didn't pull away, that's all. Remember, these are friends, so, well, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ptkbass Posted December 22, 2014 Members Share Posted December 22, 2014 -- i didn't pull away, that's all. Ha! Nice try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GtrGeorge! Posted December 27, 2014 Members Share Posted December 27, 2014 Be cool....that's what you should always do!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Player99 Posted January 8, 2015 Members Share Posted January 8, 2015 Use Valtrex when the big herpes sore shows up on your lip. They go away after a week or two, and only come back 6-20 times a year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted January 8, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 8, 2015 STD alert... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted January 8, 2015 Author Members Share Posted January 8, 2015 ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltan Posted January 10, 2015 Members Share Posted January 10, 2015 *slowly backs out of thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted January 10, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 10, 2015 please stop at the Decontamination Booth on your way out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltan Posted January 10, 2015 Members Share Posted January 10, 2015 do they still use a wire brush and kerosene? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted January 11, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 11, 2015 nah, we upgraded, couldn't reuse the brushes, so now its hydrofluoric in a jet spray and Brillo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltan Posted January 19, 2015 Members Share Posted January 19, 2015 Oh be still my semi erratic heart! ( you were afraid I was gonna say something else? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted January 19, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 19, 2015 afraid? nah...expecting? yes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltan Posted January 20, 2015 Members Share Posted January 20, 2015 Always keep them guessing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltan Posted January 20, 2015 Members Share Posted January 20, 2015 Hmmmmm.... Had to log in twice just to be able to post... Waht weeeird little glitches... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ido1957 Posted February 16, 2015 Members Share Posted February 16, 2015 Yeah you've just kissed every guy she ever kissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted February 16, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 16, 2015 ***shudders******drinks 32 oz Lavoris*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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