Members Purity_Control Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 Never heard of this company before until i came across them on Ebay while checking out tube overdrives... i might have bothered to track down some demos of it, but somehow, i think they may have made a major marketing FAIL Coopersonic Valve Slapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StompBoxLover Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 if this offends you, you should stay clear of www.metasonix.com really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted July 24, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 Metasonix at least have quite a clever anti-marketing strategy, even if i'm not about to have something called a Scrotum Smasher or whatever in my studio. This one is just kind of lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StompBoxLover Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 Metasonix at least have quite a clever anti-marketing strategy, even if i'm not about to have something called a Scrotum Smasher or whatever in my studio. This one is just kind of lame. true, it's a half-assed cry for attention, especially when considering that the Metasonix gear delivers the same kind of sonic sickness they advertise with. but a overdrive pedal... lame indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seamonkey Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 if this offends you, you should stay clear of www.metasonix.com really! I get the feeling Purity wouldn't be offended by much, but, then again I think you knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted July 24, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 lol i am not particularly offended, but given the choice, i am still not going to have something with tits and balls on it in my studio. the ass i can live with. though i think they should have stuck to their english roots and gone with arse instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flat earth Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 Charming, no beating around the bush with this one then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gribs Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 Metasonix at least have quite a clever anti-marketing strategy, even if i'm not about to have something called a Scrotum Smasher or whatever in my studio.This one is just kind of lame. Aren't you the kinda lady who likes smashing scrotums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members suitandtieguy Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 I just wrote a song called "If it weren't for single mothers I wouldn't have got laid since the Clinton administration" and I'm offended ny that pedal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gribs Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 In some ways it is a bit of a copy of the Metasonix schtick and poorly done at that. I wouldn't buy stuff from either company. I like humor, and I tend to like vulgar or sick humor, but I would prefer not to have boxes with stuff like that printed on them. There is plenty of room for humorous names for stomp-boxes without getting offensively vulgar. I like Subdecay's names "Stupid Box" and "Flying Tomato Mutant Fuzz". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Purity_Control Posted July 24, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 Aren't you the kinda lady who likes smashing scrotums? lol hell no, that was a long time ago and unofficially allegedly never proven in court. that and i always found ralgex on the scrotum was more effective anyway either way, scrotum smashing is best left in the dungeon, not the studio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seamonkey Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 l that and i always found ralgex on the scrotum was more effective anyway I can't believe I googled that word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flat earth Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 lol hell no, that was a long time ago and unofficially allegedly never proven in court. that and i always found ralgex on the scrotum was more effective anyway either way, scrotum smashing is best left in the dungeon, not the studio (Makes mental note to self) Don't piss off Purity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frogmonkey Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 I think tits and ass are nice. Balls, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members asynchro_nous Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 That is lame. It's a touchy thing, but there must be synth girls that like their valva overdriven at least occasionally (if the piece calls out for it, of course)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gribs Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 I can't believe I googled that word. I figured it would be something like the "Liquid Heat" that the nerds put in all the football players' jock straps in "Revenge of the Nerds". It sorta puts new meaning to the phrase "Her pants are burning for you" (another silly movie quote from the movie "Short Circuit"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted July 24, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 Yeah, ralgex, deep heat rub, tiger balm, all offer best bang for buck for maximum pain for minimum effort and expenditure. Used to get guys chained to the wall and put that on their scrotum and sometimes other sensitive bits too, then just sit back and watch them yell for about the next 20 minutes. Unless they wimped out and demanded i wash it off, which is quite funny because mostly trying to get it off just seems to make it worse, esp. if you keep a really rough old flannel around for the purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jskpongoui Posted July 25, 2009 Members Share Posted July 25, 2009 http://danelectro.com/effects_3.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stikygum Posted July 25, 2009 Members Share Posted July 25, 2009 The only reason that pedal is lame is b/c Metasonix took it to 11. But yes, it is lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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