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  • Quote Originally Posted by learjeff
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    CP70's are going for about $1000 on ebay. I donated mine to a church, the kind of church with a drum kit set up, with wall-to-wall music. The kind of church I'd go to if I wasn't such a skeptic. It was perfect for them -- but that was a decade or so ago, before inexpensive digital pianos were any good. It had been my main piano since I got it abused in 1980, and I'd loved it dearly -- but I sure don't miss it!



    I would guess CP80 to go for even less. They're quite a bit bigger and harder to move, and the additional keys sound like crap. The only point of having a CP80 vs. CP70 is if you're thrown off by a shorter keyboard.




    I got my CP-70 this summer off ebay for $300. I was the only bidder and it was local. It's really cool but it's way too damn big for my house. Still set up at a friends house where we dropped it off the day I picked it up. I was actually suprised by how small it actually is. But it's still too big and I'd never want a CP-80. Total overkill and the bass section isn't exactly where the piano excels.
    Alesis QS8, Ensoniq Fizmo, Oberheim OB-12, E-MU Vintage Keys Plus, Rhodes 73 Stage, Wurlitzer 145, Wurlitzer 146B, Wurlitzer 206A, Yamaha CP-70B, Yamaha CP-30, Kawai EP-608, Hohner D6 Clavinet, Mellotron M400, Hammond M-3, Vox Jaguar, Baldwin Fun Machine, Wurlitzer MLM, SCI Pro-One, Moog Rogue, Arp Explorer I, Moog Opus 3, Arp Omni 2, Multivox MX-202, Crumar Orchestrator, Crumar Performer, Akai AX80, Akai AX60 w/S612 sampler, Korg Poly 800, Ensoniq Mirage, Roland CR-78.

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    • I know this is a "package deal," but really?



      http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/d...667903263.html



      -- N

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      • Quote Originally Posted by natallica
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        We just had a grey one listed for $900 and I laughed, but it's no longer listed so I wonder if someone actually paid that much?!?



        -- N




        There was one of these on big city music last year for $1200. So silly. I think 400 would be a lot for one of these. I don't think I'd spend more then 300.
        WTB: Allen & Heath Xone VF-1 Filter

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        • http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/msg/2678569258.html





          here is a funny one
          WTB: Allen & Heath Xone VF-1 Filter

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          • Quote Originally Posted by natallica
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            I know this is a "package deal," but really?



            http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/d...667903263.html



            -- N




            $1750 for a QS8? IIRC you could get them new for less than that back in 1997. Oh wait, it comes with a KC-100 -- but that should LOWER the price!
            learjeff.net

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            • Quote Originally Posted by learjeff
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              $1750 for a QS8? IIRC you could get them new for less than that back in 1997. Oh wait, it comes with a KC-100 -- but that should LOWER the price!




              He wants the price to include his pain and suffering for having a KC-100
              Yamaha Motif XS8, Nord Electro 3 Seventy-Three, Rhodes mkII 88 suitcase

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              • Quote Originally Posted by SoundwaveLove
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                I dont get the joke
                Orgasms frighten me

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                • Quote Originally Posted by learjeff
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                  $1750 for a QS8? IIRC you could get them new for less than that back in 1997. Oh wait, it comes with a KC-100 -- but that should LOWER the price!




                  He must have changed it, the ad I saw said 1K for everything.
                  Orgasms frighten me

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                  • Originally Posted by Metrosonus


                    working in a library I wish women would just come right out and say "where do you keep your soft core / torture porn at?"









                    Originally Posted by swardle


                    Well, I've never seen such filth in my entire life. Disgustation!!!



                    That's called pain. Get used to it.

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                    • Not a synth ad, but too funny to pass up.



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                      Ibanez Electric Guitar - $50 (South Austin)

                      Date: 2011-11-30, 7:12PM CST

                      Reply to: xxxxxxxxxx



                      I'm selling my ex-boyfriend's guitar because he's an ****************************. It's an Ibanez electric and it's this deep blue/purple color. I don't have an amp or anything for it. $50 or best offer. The sooner I can get rid of it the better because I seriously hate his guts. I'll even include a fun story about why I hate him when you pick it up free of charge!
                      Kronos, Fant.G8, PC3X, K2500RS, A6, Q, M3-61, Fant.X7, Motif 8, EX5(x2), V-Synth, K2000(x2), D50, JD800, JD990, JP8080, XP30, MC909, MC505, JX-10, JX-305, TR-707, Juno 1, DR-202, Radias, Triton Pro, Wavest. SR, EMX1, ESX1, ER-1, EA-1, R3, Poly 800, RS7000, FS1R (x2), RM1X, AN200, DX200, QY70, QY100, K5000S, OB-12, Maschine,ASR10,ASR88,ASR-X Pro, EPS,Virus B, Equinox,E-Mu XL-7,MiniAK, Synthstation,X-Station, XioSynth,TG33,Venom,V50,UltraNova,Z1,Spark,Moog LP Stage II, JP8000,Tetra,Supernova 2.

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                      • SUPER THIN MODELS HOSTESSES $3000 - $4000 monthly (LOS ANGELES)

                        Date: 2011-12-19, 102AM PST



                        Karaoke Club companies in Koreatown continue recruitment of friendly Hostesses/ entertainers with extra thin, fragile, emaciated, underweight fashion model appearance ( THIN arms and legs - NOT an athletic look) to socialize with and entertain professional / business clientele in a private club environment (this is NOT an escort service, not a massage parlor, not a strip club)

                        Monthly earnings $3000 - $4000 including tips (if working full-time-higher income is possible) ; some experience as an entertainer is a big plus, but not required. No sex, no dating with customers, no nudity, some alcohol. Regular Hours: 9pm - 2am



                        AGE: 21-28 and FRAGILE (NOT ATHLETIC) appearance - APPROXIMATE height/weight ratio requirements (what extra thin means): for a height of 5'7" - 90-100lb, 5'8"- 110lb or less, 5'9" - 115lb or less and 5'10" - 120lb or less. If you dont exercise, don't have muscles and look naturally thin (not intentionally anorexic) - this is the right look
                        "Give a man some fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Unknown

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                        • Quote Originally Posted by aymat
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                          SUPER THIN MODELS HOSTESSES $3000 - $4000 monthly (LOS ANGELES)

                          Date: 2011-12-19, 102AM PST



                          Karaoke Club companies in Koreatown continue recruitment of friendly Hostesses/ entertainers with extra thin, fragile, emaciated, underweight fashion model appearance ( THIN arms and legs - NOT an athletic look) to socialize with and entertain professional / business clientele in a private club environment (this is NOT an escort service, not a massage parlor, not a strip club)

                          Monthly earnings $3000 - $4000 including tips (if working full-time-higher income is possible) ; some experience as an entertainer is a big plus, but not required. No sex, no dating with customers, no nudity, some alcohol. Regular Hours: 9pm - 2am



                          AGE: 21-28 and FRAGILE (NOT ATHLETIC) appearance - APPROXIMATE height/weight ratio requirements (what extra thin means): for a height of 5'7" - 90-100lb, 5'8"- 110lb or less, 5'9" - 115lb or less and 5'10" - 120lb or less. If you dont exercise, don't have muscles and look naturally thin (not intentionally anorexic) - this is the right look




                          that sounds like an authentic korean karaoke place.

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                          • Record Player and 8-Track Player - will trade for chips










                            Next week I'm throwing away a CEC record player and a Technics 8 track player. The last time I used these was in the 70's watching my mom rock out to Abba so dont ask me if they work. They've been sitting on a shelf for yearssssssssss. Make me an offer..I'm not asking for much..maybe just a bag of hickory sticks..or salt and vinegar chips ..a big bag though!



                            Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung. Pierre de Beaumarchais

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                            • Too many keyboards, not enough music.

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                              • I weep for the musical future...



                                http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/muc/2777145428.html








                                i want to start a band with only I pads. (oak lawn)



                                Date: 2011-12-31, 12:58PM CST

                                Reply to: comm-kxmgg-2777145428@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



                                Any interested people call me at 708 508-7993



                                Back when I was younger, this wasn't called a band, it was called a computer club. grrrrrrrr.....
                                Response from John from American Musical Supply on why I have received 2 used/damaged Korg M3's and 1 reboxed M3 from Guitar Center (a.k.a. why I'll never buy from AMS again): Footfall wrote:What you're experiencing with these units is the result of our warehouse crew intentionally "overpacking" this product.Current Korg Gear: KRONOS 88 (4GB), M50-73 (PS mod), RADIAS-73, Electribe MX, Triton Pro (MOSS, SCSI, CF, 64MB RAM), DVP-1, MEX-8000, MR-1, KAOSSilator, nanoKey, nanoKontrol, nanoPAD 2

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