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  • My latest review, in which I tell everyone to play with their Sex Knobs...

    Think I'm joking?

    I'm not.
    **********

    "Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that."

    - George Carlin

    "It shouldn't be expected that people are necessarily doing what they appear to be doing on records."

    - Sir George Martin, All You Need Is Ears

    "The music business will be revitalized by musicians, not the labels or Live Nation. When the musicians decide to put music first, instead of money, the public will flock to the fruits and the scene will be healthy again."

    - Bob Lefsetz, The Lefsetz Letter

  • #2
    REPORTE...




    wait...
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    Originally Posted by MattACaster : *Runs 2 blocks down the street to Guitar Center, grabs detuned Schecter off the wall, plugs into Line6 Spider and proceeds to bring teh brootalz*

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    • #3
      https://www.premierguitar.com/articl...term=PG+Weekly

      You need to review this pedal

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      • The Badger
        The Badger commented
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        You really want people to pay $221 (or € 209) for that fake ****************?

    • #4
      There's also a companion article on how to use bus-powered controllers with iPad virtual instrument apps that some of you may find interesting / helpful...


      And if you haven't subscribed to the HC Newsletter, you're missing out on getting articles and reviews sent to via our free bi-weekly e-zine.
      **********

      "Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that."

      - George Carlin

      "It shouldn't be expected that people are necessarily doing what they appear to be doing on records."

      - Sir George Martin, All You Need Is Ears

      "The music business will be revitalized by musicians, not the labels or Live Nation. When the musicians decide to put music first, instead of money, the public will flock to the fruits and the scene will be healthy again."

      - Bob Lefsetz, The Lefsetz Letter

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      • #5
        Originally posted by oldsoapbars View Post



        Shortest review ever:

        'It's crap!'


        **********

        "Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that."

        - George Carlin

        "It shouldn't be expected that people are necessarily doing what they appear to be doing on records."

        - Sir George Martin, All You Need Is Ears

        "The music business will be revitalized by musicians, not the labels or Live Nation. When the musicians decide to put music first, instead of money, the public will flock to the fruits and the scene will be healthy again."

        - Bob Lefsetz, The Lefsetz Letter

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        • #6
          That app sounds nice. Good review, also.

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          • #7
            Thanks for checking it out erok!
            **********

            "Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that."

            - George Carlin

            "It shouldn't be expected that people are necessarily doing what they appear to be doing on records."

            - Sir George Martin, All You Need Is Ears

            "The music business will be revitalized by musicians, not the labels or Live Nation. When the musicians decide to put music first, instead of money, the public will flock to the fruits and the scene will be healthy again."

            - Bob Lefsetz, The Lefsetz Letter

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            • #8
              Now I understand, a baritone sax is just a tenor that has taken enlargement pills.
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              Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.

              ...Pericles

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              • Phil O'Keefe
                Phil O'Keefe commented
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                Hahahahahaha

                Is that a soprano sax in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

              • thankyou
                thankyou commented
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                Honey, does this pill make my brass look bigger?

            • #9
              I looked at the article. I'm completely Apple free and I will never buy, steal, borrow or want anything Apple

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              • #10
                Will there be a box opening?

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                • #11
                  Originally posted by moogerfooger View Post
                  Will there be a box opening?
                  Like I did with the name of the app developer partner, I am really going to try hard to not comment about this...
                  **********

                  "Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that."

                  - George Carlin

                  "It shouldn't be expected that people are necessarily doing what they appear to be doing on records."

                  - Sir George Martin, All You Need Is Ears

                  "The music business will be revitalized by musicians, not the labels or Live Nation. When the musicians decide to put music first, instead of money, the public will flock to the fruits and the scene will be healthy again."

                  - Bob Lefsetz, The Lefsetz Letter

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                  • #12
                    Originally posted by oldsoapbars View Post
                    I looked at the article. I'm completely Apple free and I will never buy, steal, borrow or want anything Apple
                    There's a Kontakt version of the app too, so you still have options if you prefer running Windows.
                    **********

                    "Look at it this way: think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that."

                    - George Carlin

                    "It shouldn't be expected that people are necessarily doing what they appear to be doing on records."

                    - Sir George Martin, All You Need Is Ears

                    "The music business will be revitalized by musicians, not the labels or Live Nation. When the musicians decide to put music first, instead of money, the public will flock to the fruits and the scene will be healthy again."

                    - Bob Lefsetz, The Lefsetz Letter

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                    • #13
                      Were the knobs fabulous?

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QOgZ88QlTw
                      Last edited by SteinbergerHack; 02-27-2017, 09:14 PM.
                      "The historical experience of socialist countries has sadly demonstrated that collectivism does not do away with alienation but rather increases it, adding to it a lack of basic necessities and economic inefficiency." ------------------ Pope John Paul II

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                      • #14
                        Originally posted by oldsoapbars View Post
                        my signature pedal.
                        {O,O}
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                        • #15
                          This needs to be built in to the next Les Paul Sh@t St@ˆn Series !!! )))
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