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We can buy all the gear we want!!:thu:

 

DR ABDU SAMU

The Manager of Audit & Accountancy Dept.

African Development Bank/A.D.B.

Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.

 

 

( READ CAREFULLY AND KEEP SECRET)

 

Greeting, and how are you doing?I hope fine.Please let this my message do

not be a surprise to you because i got your information and lay trust in you

before i contacted you.I am the MANAGER OF AUDIT & ACCOUNTANCY DEPARTMENT of

our bank and i decided to contact you over this financial transaction worth

the sum of TWENTY TWO MILLION,THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS

($22,300,000.00).This is an abandoned fund that belongs to the one of our

bank foreign customers who died along with his completely family on 25th

oct,2002 in a plane crash disaster.

 

I was very fortune to came acroos the deceased file when i was arranging the

old and abandoned customers files of 2003-2004 in other to submit to the

bank managements accordingly for documentation purposes.It is clearly stated

in our BANKING FOREIGN POLICY and signed lawfully that if such fund remains

unclaimed by the NEXT OF KIN till the period of SIX(6) years starting from

the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the

BANK TREASURY as an unclaimed fund.Besides,it is not authorized by the law

guiding our bank for a citizen of BURKINA FASO to make the claim of the

fund.

 

So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and

transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the NEXT OF

KIN to the deceased.When the fund is transferred into your account,FOURTY

PERCENT(40%) will be for you in an assistance and in provision of the bank

account,while SIXTY PERCENT (60%) will be for me. If you are really sure of

your integerity, trustworthy and confidentiality,reply with your contact

necessary for the transfer and call me as you so that i will let you know

the steps to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately.I will

be waiting for your urgent reply.

 

 

My regards to you and your family,

 

DR ABDU SAMU

 

Help me out here guys, we can do this :D:D:D

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This is my current reply - occasionally someone will write back, it's quite amusing

 

I believe I can help you

 

To be in a position to properly pursue theaccount I suggest the following

 

 

 

I am in contact with those who have interest in specialty-adult-oriented-video .

 

If you can record yourself having anal sex with a monkey or other non-human primate, I can edit this and pepare it for sale

 

this will serve a dual purpose

 

1) we will then be properly capitalized to pursue the account prosecution

 

2) as it will then be a 2 way business relationship, we will avoid the appearance of a "fee-forward" 419 scam (sometimes called the "Nigerian" scam, which is misnamed as it originated in Soviet Georgia in the 80s).

 

If we do NOT establish this relationship, the govt can attach to those funds and we lose claim FOREVER!!

 

Please do not be aprehensive, as you will be filming yourself this is 100% legal and monkey anus (contrary to popular belief) is actually quite hygenic (notice how much contact they have with their feces without sickness)

 

 

 

I look forward to receiving youe erotic video

 

 

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Originally posted by Gus Lozada

If you have some free time in your hands,
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There is other from a guy which replied saying his name was David Lee Roth. Hilarious !

 

 

 

It's all pretty funny... but only a small step above "50 things to do at Walmart to waste time and annoy people" - - great if you don't have anything else to do, I guess.

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