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Ten nuns better than Mother Theresa


Phil O'Keefe

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There once was a nun from Podunk,

Who has so much sex that she stunk.

But the Bishop caught wind,

Lost control - with her sinned,

And when finished he buggered a monk.

 

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A deaf mute lay asleep on his back

When a breeze showed two nuns his six pack.

Said one nun, "Looks like fun.

He can't tell anyone."

So they lead him away to a shack.

 

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I had a teacher who said he was in India with a friend once and Mother Teresa was doing her thing in the city he was in. His friend and him were going to go meet her, cause it seemed like a good thing to do, but at the last minute they decided instead to go get gin & tonnics. Their reasoning: quinine helps protect you from malaria.

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Sister Mary Magdelene from St. John the Baptist Catholic School. 1969 in Baldwin Park, CA.

 

She was from the first wave of the modern nun. I was 10 years old and she wore the skirts that came to the middle of the shin. Her habit showed her long straight blonde hair.

 

She played the acoustic guitar.

She would play protest songs.

Pete Seeger, Kingston Trio, Bob Dylan

 

I was in love. :)

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Originally posted by elsongs

Let's see:


- The Flying Nun

- The two nuns from "The Sound of Music" who sabotaged the Nazi officer's cars

- The nuns from "Sister Act."

 

All are examples of "good nuns" IMO, but better than Mother Teresa? :confused: I don't know if I could agree with that. But you're certainly entitled to your opinion. :wave:

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I know who he is - heck, I even agree with him on a lot of political issues - but OTOH, I'm not completely convinced he has this one 100% correct. But then again, I don't want to go too deeply into any of that and risk turning a perfectly acceptable "parrot-ty" thread into a serious political or religious discussion that I would then be forced to move over to the SSS Poli forum. ;)

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Originally posted by Phil O'Keefe

All are examples of "good nuns" IMO, but better than Mother Teresa?
:confused:
I don't know if I could agree with that. But you're certainly entitled to your opinion.
:wave:

 

Yeah I know, at least I tried :)

 

What about nunia?

 

"Nunia?"

 

Nunia bizniss. :)

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