Members myshkin Posted May 19, 2007 Members Share Posted May 19, 2007 I bought some thinking I would improve myself culturally but found I couldn't make head nor tail of them. I repeatedly tried their website for help but their advice proved useless. Repeatedly I would attempt to follow the instructions and much valuable time later, end up with the underpants over my head/ wrapped around my arms/ inside out/ upside down/ on the dog. The company wished to engage in direct phone discussions to supposedly help solve the problem, but it quickly became clear to me that they only wished to help me into my underwear so as to all the quicker help me back out of them if you get my drift. The company have offered to refund me the price of the underpants, but I think that fails to take into account the considerable investment I've made in terms of time & more importantly emotions over the past six traumatic and frustrating months. I would like to know if you would consider buying underpants from this company in the light of the above information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted May 19, 2007 Members Share Posted May 19, 2007 Hey, man, some of us like to have undewear wrapped around our heads. YMMV pS... I'm just not gonna dignify this by voting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members deanmass Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 Man, I did not even KNOW that native Americans made underwear, let alone wore it..Do you get a free pair if you visit a casino or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 Oh... I thought it said, "Naive Americans"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elsongs Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 FACT: The "Ask A Ninja" guy's ninja mask is really just three black t-shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members myshkin Posted May 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 I'm just not gonna dignify this by voting. Disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 Your search - "Native Americans Underwear" - did not match any documents. Suggestions:Make sure all words are spelled correctly.Try different keywords.Try more general keywords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members myshkin Posted May 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 Your search - "Native Americans Underwear" - did not match any documents. Suggestions:Make sure all words are spelled correctly.Try different keywords.Try more general keywords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lakesidedave Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 I prefer hardware underpants. Mine are made of English Oak. They never need updating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super 8 Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 So you fell for the old "native american underpants" scam, eh? Yeah, that one's been going on since the pilgrims arrived. If you get a call from someone in tech support called 'Chief Rain-in-the-Puss', you're better off just hanging up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 I use virtual underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 I prefer women's underwear. Something cotton with a lace-type fringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 I use virtual underwear. I went through pretty well the entire 70s with virtual underwear. I prefer the looser fit. That said, they're not necessarily a good match-up for today's drop-off your ass gangsta-ready trousers with their relaxed fit to match today's greater girths and expanded waistlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members philbo Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 I went through pretty well the entire 70s with virtual underwear. I prefer the looser fit. That said, they're not necessarily a good match-up for today's drop-off your ass gangsta-ready trousers with their relaxed fit to match today's greater girths and expanded waistlines. Interesting... I, too, am among the virtual UW crowd. I wonder if this is worth a poll - - to find what fraction of recording people wear virtual UW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super 8 Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 I went through pretty well the entire 70s with virtual underwear. I prefer the looser fit. Not me. I like my buddies cradled in cotton. Plus, I like a layer between me and the zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 Not me. I like my buddies cradled in cotton. Plus, I like a layer between me and the zipper. Well, it's not like I was wearing polyester doubleknits... When I was a full-time member of the VUW set, I was pretty well exclusively wearing Levi 501 button flies. (Of course, the button-fly thing gets risky as the trousers get old and frayed and the button holes become enlarged. To be sure.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members myshkin Posted May 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 Virtual underwear is notoriously unstable, and one is liable to get all manner of unwanted bugs infecting one's system. You're alot safer with safer with hardware & I'm especially impressed with Lakesidave's English Oak option, even if perhaps outside the price-range of many of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 I'll have to beg to differ. I have, over the course of many decades, found virtual underwear to be incredibly stable. That said, it does leave something to be desired in terms of absorbency. Much like virtual diapers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 Calvin Klein underwear is too klein . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lakesidedave Posted May 20, 2007 Members Share Posted May 20, 2007 Virtual underwear is notoriously unstable, and one is liable to get all manner of unwanted bugs infecting one's system. You're alot safer with safer with hardware & I'm especially impressed with Lakesidave's English Oak option, even if perhaps outside the price-range of many of us. You'll find that, even though the initial outlay is higher, that over the long term, they actually work out cheaper, since they are transferable if you change platforms. You do wear platforms, I presume? And try selling virtual underpants if you fall on hard times. Think of the bug-free hardware option as a long-term investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Anderton Posted May 21, 2007 Members Share Posted May 21, 2007 Dude, I live in New Mexico! The only underwear we have here is Native American underwear. Actually it's very high quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rabid Posted May 21, 2007 Members Share Posted May 21, 2007 Set yourself free. Don't wear underwear. Well, unless you are wearing wool pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paully Posted May 21, 2007 Members Share Posted May 21, 2007 I prefer hardware underpants. Mine are made of English Oak. They never need updating. Just a coat of Thompsons Water Seal once a year to keep them leak-proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paully Posted May 21, 2007 Members Share Posted May 21, 2007 A coating of Thompsons Water Seal will insure that ther're leak-proof . Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted May 21, 2007 Members Share Posted May 21, 2007 You'll find that, even though the initial outlay is higher, that over the long term, they actually work out cheaper, since they are transferable if you change platforms. You do wear platforms, I presume? And try selling virtual underpants if you fall on hard times. Think of the bug-free hardware option as a long-term investment. Yes... there are advantages to hardware underwear. You definitely get that analog look and feel. But with virtual underwear you can "clone" as many instances as you need. Try that with a pair of boxers or cotton briefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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