Members Billster Posted May 5, 2008 Members Share Posted May 5, 2008 You probably heard about the guy in Texas who tried to cash a phony check for $360 Billion ...which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spokenward Posted May 5, 2008 Members Share Posted May 5, 2008 my first thought: (farm state joke follows) A farmer wins the lottery. They ask him what he intends to do with the money. "Well, I intend to keep farming until it's all gone." (all nod in agreement and then spit) my second thought:Dr. Evil ...Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!Number Two: Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!Dr. Evil: Really? That's a lot of money. my third thought:Maybe record companies really do need those analysts in finance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Q. How do you make a small fortune in the record industry? A. Start with a large fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fendercaster Posted May 5, 2008 Members Share Posted May 5, 2008 You probably heard about the guy in Texas who tried to cash a phony check for $360 Billion Man, how stupid is that guy?! Everyone knows that if you try to pass a check for more than $10-20 billion, they're going to check it out first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super 8 Posted May 6, 2008 Members Share Posted May 6, 2008 In 1988 Berry Gordy sold Motown Records to MCA for $61 million. In 1993 Polygram bought Motown for $301 million. For a moment there $61 million sounded like a lot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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