Members Dr. Tweedbucket Posted August 30, 2005 Members Share Posted August 30, 2005 Please Someone Kick me in the Head! Cruisin down the highway, out lookin to act cool..... I know I suck n the truck's suckin gas, I'm really just a tool ..... Ramblin Rompin Roger-that, it's like I'm in a war ..... Gastank's in the gutter and my wallet's out the door..... Humming down the Highway yeah I'm feelin pretty numb I'm rich and stuffy, I like the mirrors, I'm really just a bum.... Boxey, squared off H2 crap to others is lookin silly ..... Should have bought a Civic with a big giant wing like little Billy..... [chorus] Hummer H2, what a bone head mistake .... Hummer H2, feel like stepping on a rake Hummer H2, somebody kick me in the head Hummer H2, diving deeper in the red ..... Pullin to the bank, gonna take out a loan..... Walkin in the bank, my brain is turned to stone Drive to the station to pump my checkbook dry..... Don't want to start it up, so I sit by the pump and cry...... Hummer H2, what a bone head mistake .... Hummer H2, feel like stepping on a rake Hummer H2, somebody kick me in the head Hummer H2, diving deeper in the red ..... 25 hour solo on a kazoo ......... (bridge) I know I'm a dummy, I tell myself that a bunch ....... I had to quit my job, it was costing me too much..... I liked to shine that shiny box and watch it sit so nice I had to sell my Les Paul / Marshall to fill her up just twice Hummer H2, what a bone head mistake .... Hummer H2, feel like stepping on a rake Hummer H2, please can you kick me in the head Hummer H2, diving deep in the red ..... Hummer H2, what a bone head mistake .... Hummer H2, feel like stepping on a rake Hummer H2, someone kick me in the head Hummer H2, diving deeper in the red ..... * Hummer H2 drives out on stage and smashes over the amps, PA gear, drums and the drummer before it sputters and runs out of gas. Guitars are smashed over top of it before a bucket of shredded newpaper is dumped over the whole thing and set on fire (gas was too expensive to burn) * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Frankyz Posted August 30, 2005 Members Share Posted August 30, 2005 I suppose it has some comic value, but as an eco statement it really doesn`t work. Seems all about you. If you are trying to make a point., You didn`t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elbow Posted August 30, 2005 Members Share Posted August 30, 2005 That is a pretty good song you got going there. I had a couple little tweaks I was thinking about suggesting.. but you know what? That song should stay the way it is I think. Never had a kazoo solo in a song.. maybe get two of 'em and harmonize it. BTW - I checked out your songs on your website. I like that Ratt City and Oh No! the most. It's got that killer late 70's vibe going.. Kinda reminds me of Blue Oyster Cult.. but still unique. I dig it. Too much of the stuff on SoundClick has me for about 10 seconds and then I gotta go. You rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deef Posted August 30, 2005 Members Share Posted August 30, 2005 A kazoo solo... in a song about... a Hummer!!?? Somehow, I don't think you are real doctor. Deef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Tweedbucket Posted August 31, 2005 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by elbow That is a pretty good song you got going there. I had a couple little tweaks I was thinking about suggesting.. but you know what? That song should stay the way it is I think. Never had a kazoo solo in a song.. maybe get two of 'em and harmonize it. BTW - I checked out your songs on your website. I like that Ratt City and Oh No! the most. It's got that killer late 70's vibe going.. Kinda reminds me of Blue Oyster Cult.. but still unique. I dig it. Too much of the stuff on SoundClick has me for about 10 seconds and then I gotta go. You rock. Thanks man !! glad somebody out there listened to it That was all pretty old stuff, I have some newer things brewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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