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  • Backseat condom boogie [NSFW... sooner or later]

    You guys like the title :facepalm:
    "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a look at the American Indian." Henry Ford

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    Evocative.
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    • #3
      I'd love the title if there were a cool song to go with it! But as a stand alone? Eh, not so much.


      Kinda tiny and cramped in this '93 Jetta
      So hold for a ride you bet you betta
      Till I figure out how'da slip this Magnum where it should be
      I'm stuck here doing the backseat condom boogie
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      • #4
        What rhymes with Karmann Ghia?


        music and social stuff | The Forgotify Files | A Year of Songs | mutant pop on facebook | roots acoustic on facebook


        The chorus seems a little weak... I think it needs more lasers.

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        • #5
          Wouldn't wanna be ya?
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          • #6
            Diarreah

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            • #7
              Good, but "Backseat Split-Condom Boogie" would be better.
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              • #8
                Wouldn't wanna be ya?
                Ah... so you've been in the backseat of a Karmann Ghia!


                music and social stuff | The Forgotify Files | A Year of Songs | mutant pop on facebook | roots acoustic on facebook


                The chorus seems a little weak... I think it needs more lasers.

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                • #9
                  Ah... so you've been in the backseat of a Karmann Ghia!


                  My wife, when I first met her, had a pink spray painted Karmann Ghia with a broken passenger door that opened during sharp left turns! And yes, the back seat was a bee-ahch. But we do have the lovely Tyler Rae Knight to show for it! It goes to show just how complex it is to negotiate a condom in the back seat.
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                  • #10
                    Good, but "Backseat Split-Condom Boogie" would be better.


                    Hey that could go into some of the lyrics. Thanks!
                    &quot;Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a look at the American Indian.&quot; Henry Ford

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                    • #11
                      I'd love the title if there were a cool song to go with it! But as a stand alone? Eh, not so much.


                      Kinda tiny and cramped in this '93 Jetta
                      So hold for a ride you bet you betta
                      Till I figure out how'da slip this Magnum where it should be
                      I'm stuck here doing the backseat condom boogie


                      Hi Lee

                      OK, I'm going to put some lyrics and music to it. To tell you the truth I haven't wrote any new songs for about 7 years so this will, I hope motivate me into writing again. What is more funnier than writing about a hot night in the back seat, right!
                      &quot;Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a look at the American Indian.&quot; Henry Ford

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                      • #12
                        Never try to negotiate with a condom.

                        "Negotiations give legitimacy to condoms and their methods and undermine actors who have pursued underwear change through peaceful means. "
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