Ok. You've been haunting me with this. I started messing around with something. Don't know how far it'll go. The chords are simple, but there's not a good way for a solo performer to turn them into an orchestration, so it may not be a production number. But it has gotten in my head.
Stylistically this would be a Tom Waits tune. Just one verse so far.
Hey bartender, get me a beer
Every day it