Members Drumheads Posted November 20, 2006 Members Share Posted November 20, 2006 www.tigerbill.com I learned more about developing a better technique on this site than any other check the monster chops section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ArtVandelay Posted November 20, 2006 Members Share Posted November 20, 2006 1st post and this is it? Smells a little like a canned meat product made from pork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MattACaster Posted November 20, 2006 Members Share Posted November 20, 2006 Originally posted by ArtVandelay 1st post and this is it? Smells a little like a canned meat product made from pork. You smell that too, huh? I wonder what that would be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members agogobill Posted November 20, 2006 Members Share Posted November 20, 2006 Nice to meet you, Drumheads. Tell us all about your kit, wot stix u use, and your drumometer speed. Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: (to Waitress) Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mraia Posted November 21, 2006 Members Share Posted November 21, 2006 I smells me some bacon Crispy Bacon,. that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cheeseadiddle Posted November 21, 2006 Members Share Posted November 21, 2006 Originally posted by agogobill Nice to meet you, Drumheads. Tell us all about your kit, wot stix u use, and your drumometer speed. Drumometer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FitchFY Posted November 21, 2006 Members Share Posted November 21, 2006 Rumor has it if you blend this guy up with some Velveeta cheese and put it in bread, you can make... Not Quite Ham and Cheese Sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillyRay Posted November 21, 2006 Members Share Posted November 21, 2006 Bloody Vikings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockBass Posted November 21, 2006 Members Share Posted November 21, 2006 Originally posted by cheeseadiddle Drumometer? Thanks for the new wallpaper on my laptop. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cheeseadiddle Posted November 21, 2006 Members Share Posted November 21, 2006 Originally posted by RockBass Thanks for the new wallpaper on my laptop. Nice. Anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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