Members ColdFyre Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 If World War Two had been an RTS game, it would have gone a little something like this.... *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this {censored}in sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: {censored} Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got {censored} to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do {censored} til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the {censored} up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is {censored}inin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull{censored} u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge {censored}inin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bull{censored} u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u asshoel! WE HAD A {censored}IN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o {censored} i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an ass Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh {censored} help Hitler: o man ur screwed paTTon: oh what now bitch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my guys Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksucker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are {censored}in gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: {censored} u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: {censored} this {censored} im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: {censored} now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY {censored} I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy {censored} holy {censored} hoyl {censored}!! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull{censored} u {censored}in suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for {censored} Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: {censored} u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o {censored}! *paTTon has left the game.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanlatte Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 That was funny in a twisted sort of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike in Utica Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 This is too cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jumpy Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 That is funny:D Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 Please don't show this to the San Bernardino School district. they would probably revampt their whole history department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 That's pretty damn funny. Not quite enough script kiddie speak but, gg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members beam Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 r0x0r!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by lug Please don't show this to the San Bernardino School district. they would probably revampt their whole history department. LUG FOR PRESIDENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jonny Five Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 I just squirted milk out my nose onto my desk at work and my boss gave me a really weird look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members PaulyWally Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 Dude...... I'm a total WWII buff.......... that was the funniest sh|t I've seen in a LOOOOOONG time!!! I think I'm gonna get fired for laughing as loud as I did! My gut hurts now... and I'm still giggling... OMG....... I actually have some tears... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BassDemon Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 That was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 hahaha That was sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ColdFyre Posted July 19, 2005 Author Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 glad it brought a to your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LittleWoodenBoy Posted July 19, 2005 Members Share Posted July 19, 2005 As someone who plays a lot of WWII video games I highly enjoyed that. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bashk Posted July 20, 2005 Members Share Posted July 20, 2005 Dude, that was totally awsome! That is exactly how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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