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  • Re: I bring he pelagic duckweed

    There's another email that won't be opened.
    WINNER OF THE BONOMAN POST OF THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF HCBF!!! 08/22/2007

    Winner of the King Kashue Best topical picture *EVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR* Award.

    You are the only person who has clothes I envy. - D Aussie

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  • #2
    see that would get me
    "Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more."
    Nikola Tesla

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    • #3
      I'd love to know what kind of porn sites you visit to get these...my spam emails don't have nearly the entertainment capacity that yours do.
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      • #4
        I'm glad I've got MailWasher.

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        • #5
          Some of the more interesting recent subject lines:

          "Wanna get laid tonight?" Well that's a dumb question...

          "Local people wanting sex" Great! That's solves the first one then!

          "Don't be inadequate anymore!" Why? THere seem to be planty of locals who want sex, I don't see why I should have to put any further effort into it...

          "74% of members got laid" See what I'm saying?

          "Feel yourself 18 y.o." I felt myself 18y.o. plenty when I WAS 18y.o., I don't need a refresher, thanks.

          "czerniak the cutted ptices germane" Huh?







          Well, at least they've stopped sending me the breast enlargement ones. I was starting to get self-conscious

          "Your export agent in China"
          Cheers,
          Hunter

          Member - HCBF Genz-Benz GBE600 Owner's Club


          Play JAF Basses!!!

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          • #6
            With fit on bumpy tissue
            WINNER OF THE BONOMAN POST OF THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF HCBF!!! 08/22/2007

            Winner of the King Kashue Best topical picture *EVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR* Award.

            You are the only person who has clothes I envy. - D Aussie

            http://www.myspace.com/drowka

            Fire Sale! Everything must go!
            New Lower Prices!!!!
            Ibanez ATK300RSP BK-$599
            NS CRM4 -$1799

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            • #7
              Images drawn from spam titles.

              Shake the extra fat.
              It is the largest octopus ever recorded.

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              • #8
                "it's mum i'm worried about you i havent heard from you in a long time is everything alright?"

                yeah, what kind of people fall for these?
                It's not lying if what you say would be true if the facts were different.

                Earl of the Experimental Theatre Futon

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                • #9
                  The give of syllabus
                  WINNER OF THE BONOMAN POST OF THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF HCBF!!! 08/22/2007

                  Winner of the King Kashue Best topical picture *EVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR* Award.

                  You are the only person who has clothes I envy. - D Aussie

                  http://www.myspace.com/drowka

                  Fire Sale! Everything must go!
                  New Lower Prices!!!!
                  Ibanez ATK300RSP BK-$599
                  NS CRM4 -$1799

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                  • #10
                    I can't believe it....I go looking in my mail for some great examples (I get at least 15 of these a day), and........nothing.


                    Most disturbing is how large these emails are....15K, 60K! Must be some really great trojans in there.
                    .....

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                    • #11
                      *opens up Norton Antispam folder, culls the best*

                      Yesterday:

                      AYou forgetful bisque

                      AThis graywacke crimson

                      YId cheshire leopard


                      (I had no idea Cheshire had leopards, let alone Yiddish ones, but I'll file it away.)



                      Today:

                      It's residue suddenly cosh

                      Derek V chance



                      and my personal favorite:

                      You marvelous unless carpentry
                      And reality has a well-known liberal bias. -Stephen Colbert

                      ...quite frankly I am so overwhelmed with orders that I have had to hire my Babysitter and teach her how to solder. -LavaMan<
                      Google search you Public Service monkey!!!

                      A doctrinaire is a man who is liable to suppress what he may, if he comes across it, suspect to be true; indeed his everyday conduct is based on what his doctrine directs him to think and feel and do. -Isaiah Berlin

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                      • #12
                        I got one not too long ago where the from name was "Bianca Penis". it's all been downhill from there

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                        • #13
                          These really do put, "All your base are belong to us" to shame.
                          .....

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                          • #14
                            "pelagic duckweed" is a good name for a band. Maybe kinda garage-band trash rock with a really ugly singer.

                            -Yools
                            Kneel before Zod, Muthaf$#%a!!

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                            - Rogue WV-201 Wah/Volume pedal
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                            - custom particle-board extension cabinet w/8" Tandy speaker
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                            Member HCBF Tube Bass Amp Club since 2002
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                            • #15
                              I gots me one in my Spam box right now from Helga, titled "Feel yourself 18 y.o."

                              That Helga, she's something special, all right.
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