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  • Re: I bring he pelagic duckweed

    There's another email that won't be opened.
    <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showpost.php?p=23669940&amp;postcount=25" target="_blank">WINNER OF THE BONOMAN POST OF THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF HCBF!!! 08/22/2007</a> <br />
    <br />
    <a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showpost.php?p=28803926&amp;postcount=1799" target="_blank">Winner of the King Kashue Best topical picture *EVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR* <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Big Grin" class="inlineimg" /> Award.</a><br />
    <br />
    <a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showpost.php?p=40351255&amp;postcount=9" target="_blank">You are the only person who has clothes I envy. - D Aussie</a><br />
    <br />
    <a href="http://www.myspace.com/drowka" target="_blank"><font size="1">http://www.myspace.com/drowka</font></a><br />
    <br />
    <b><font color="Red">Fire Sale! Everything must go!<br />
    New Lower Prices!!!!</font></b><br />
    Ibanez ATK300RSP BK-$599<br />
    NS CRM4 -$1799</div>

  • #2
    see that would get me
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    &quot;Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more.&quot;<br />
    Nikola Tesla</font></div>

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    • #3
      I'd love to know what kind of porn sites you visit to get these...my spam emails don't have nearly the entertainment capacity that yours do.
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      • #4
        I'm glad I've got MailWasher.

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        • #5
          Some of the more interesting recent subject lines:

          "Wanna get laid tonight?" Well that's a dumb question...

          "Local people wanting sex" Great! That's solves the first one then!

          "Don't be inadequate anymore!" Why? THere seem to be planty of locals who want sex, I don't see why I should have to put any further effort into it...

          "74% of members got laid" See what I'm saying?

          "Feel yourself 18 y.o." I felt myself 18y.o. plenty when I WAS 18y.o., I don't need a refresher, thanks.

          "czerniak the cutted ptices germane" Huh?







          Well, at least they've stopped sending me the breast enlargement ones. I was starting to get self-conscious

          "Your export agent in China"
          <div class="signaturecontainer">Cheers,<br />
          Hunter<br />
          <br />
          Member - <b>HCBF Genz-Benz GBE600 Owner's Club</b><br />
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          • #6
            With fit on bumpy tissue
            <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showpost.php?p=23669940&amp;postcount=25" target="_blank">WINNER OF THE BONOMAN POST OF THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF HCBF!!! 08/22/2007</a> <br />
            <br />
            <a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showpost.php?p=28803926&amp;postcount=1799" target="_blank">Winner of the King Kashue Best topical picture *EVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR* <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Big Grin" class="inlineimg" /> Award.</a><br />
            <br />
            <a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showpost.php?p=40351255&amp;postcount=9" target="_blank">You are the only person who has clothes I envy. - D Aussie</a><br />
            <br />
            <a href="http://www.myspace.com/drowka" target="_blank"><font size="1">http://www.myspace.com/drowka</font></a><br />
            <br />
            <b><font color="Red">Fire Sale! Everything must go!<br />
            New Lower Prices!!!!</font></b><br />
            Ibanez ATK300RSP BK-$599<br />
            NS CRM4 -$1799</div>

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            • #7
              Images drawn from spam titles.

              Shake the extra fat.
              <div class="signaturecontainer">It is the largest octopus ever recorded.</div>

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              • #8
                "it's mum i'm worried about you i havent heard from you in a long time is everything alright?"

                yeah, what kind of people fall for these?
                <div class="signaturecontainer">It's not lying if what you say would be true if the facts were different.<br />
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                <b>Earl of the Experimental Theatre Futon</b></div>

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                • #9
                  The give of syllabus
                  <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showpost.php?p=23669940&amp;postcount=25" target="_blank">WINNER OF THE BONOMAN POST OF THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF HCBF!!! 08/22/2007</a> <br />
                  <br />
                  <a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showpost.php?p=28803926&amp;postcount=1799" target="_blank">Winner of the King Kashue Best topical picture *EVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR* <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Big Grin" class="inlineimg" /> Award.</a><br />
                  <br />
                  <a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showpost.php?p=40351255&amp;postcount=9" target="_blank">You are the only person who has clothes I envy. - D Aussie</a><br />
                  <br />
                  <a href="http://www.myspace.com/drowka" target="_blank"><font size="1">http://www.myspace.com/drowka</font></a><br />
                  <br />
                  <b><font color="Red">Fire Sale! Everything must go!<br />
                  New Lower Prices!!!!</font></b><br />
                  Ibanez ATK300RSP BK-$599<br />
                  NS CRM4 -$1799</div>

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                  • #10
                    I can't believe it....I go looking in my mail for some great examples (I get at least 15 of these a day), and........nothing.


                    Most disturbing is how large these emails are....15K, 60K! Must be some really great trojans in there.
                    Write something...

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                    • #11
                      *opens up Norton Antispam folder, culls the best*

                      Yesterday:

                      AYou forgetful bisque

                      AThis graywacke crimson

                      YId cheshire leopard


                      (I had no idea Cheshire had leopards, let alone Yiddish ones, but I'll file it away.)



                      Today:

                      It's residue suddenly cosh

                      Derek V chance



                      and my personal favorite:

                      You marvelous unless carpentry
                      <div class="signaturecontainer"><font color="Navy"><font size="1">And reality has a well-known liberal bias. -<i>Stephen Colbert</i><br />
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                      ...quite frankly I am so overwhelmed with orders that I have had to hire my Babysitter and teach her how to solder. -<i>LavaMan</i><br />
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                      Google search you Public Service monkey!!! <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Mad" class="inlineimg" /> -<i>King Kashue</i></font><br />
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                      A doctrinaire is a man who is liable to suppress what he may, if he comes across it, suspect to be true; indeed his everyday conduct is based on what his doctrine directs him to think and feel and do. -<i>Isaiah Berlin</i><br />
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                      • #12
                        I got one not too long ago where the from name was "Bianca Penis". it's all been downhill from there

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                        • #13
                          These really do put, "All your base are belong to us" to shame.
                          Write something...

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                          • #14
                            "pelagic duckweed" is a good name for a band. Maybe kinda garage-band trash rock with a really ugly singer.

                            -Yools
                            <div class="signaturecontainer"><b><font color="Red">Kneel before Zod, Muthaf$#%a!!</font><br />
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                            <br />
                            - Rogue LX100B 4-string w/stock pickups and homemade aluminum bridge<br />
                            - Radio Shack &quot;Rawk-Starr&quot; distortion/reverb pedal w/ built-in tuner<br />
                            - Crate &quot;Pfat-Head&quot; multi-effects processor<br />
                            - Rogue WV-201 Wah/Volume pedal<br />
                            - Gorilla GG-25 15-watt combo amp <br />
                            - custom particle-board extension cabinet w/8&quot; Tandy speaker<br />
                            - BigLots! 3 outlet power strip <br />
                            <br />
                            <font color="Blue">B.O.B. Member since 1989<br />
                            Member HCBF Tube Bass Amp Club since 2002<br />
                            Chairman of the Yools Parody Thread of the Day Award Committee</font></font><br />
                            <br />
                            &quot;The only thing I really excel at is mediocrity&quot;</div>

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                            • #15
                              I gots me one in my Spam box right now from Helga, titled "Feel yourself 18 y.o."

                              That Helga, she's something special, all right.
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