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  • Man honors father by hiring a stripper at his funeral

    Son Honors Dad's Wish, Hires Stripper for Taiwan Funeral

    A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father

  • #2
    Cool. I want something like that.
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    • #3
      Did the corpse spring a woody?
      <div class="signaturecontainer"><font size="1">From little Acorns the mighty Marxists grow!<br />
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      Actually, it depends on an individual's ability to handle pain and woe. From what I've seen from most of the posts on this forum, the namby-pamby, crybabysissybedwetting, lookatmeI'mspecial, mylifesuckspleasefeelmypain posts, I'd sterilize at least 80% of you people. Lug<br />
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      • #4
        Homer: Wait, Grimey wasn't married! How could he have kids?

        Frank Grimes Jr.: He happened to like hookers, OK??
        <div class="signaturecontainer">&quot;pull the trigger and the nightmare stops&quot;<br />
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        • #5
          Naked I came into this world, and (in a room full of) naked (women) I shall depart....
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          • #6
            you gotta honor the old dudes wishes :blah:
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            • #7
              Did the corpse spring a woody?


              "It took two days to close the coffin. It took a week to get that stupid grin off his face."

              (old joke - Mom's Mably???)
              <div class="signaturecontainer">I'm keeping in mind that that another term for scoring a lug song to sheet music is &quot;staff infection&quot;.............<br />
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              • #8
                "It took two days to close the coffin. It took a week to get that stupid grin off his face."

                (old joke - Mom's Mably???)


                they had to bury him 7 feet under! :badump:
                <div class="signaturecontainer">My Rig:<br />
                GBE600<br />
                Tech 21 Sansamp RBI<br />
                Korg DTR-1000<br />
                Avatar b410 Neo<br />
                Avatar b212 Neo<br />
                Bayou Speakon Cables<br />
                Schecter Stiletto Studio 5<br />
                <br />
                WINNER of Pants' Flippant Remark With The Potential To Open The Doorway to Deep and Troubling Revelations Of the Day award! 9-25-04<br />
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                God is love, and love is real.<br />
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                • #9
                  i read that as "man honors father by stripping at funeral"
                  <div class="signaturecontainer">&quot;the best part is that you are now the center of both a myth and a legend - you're an enigma!&quot; - 78pbass<br />
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                  • #10
                    Proof that sex is healthy for you.
                    103 years and still walking 3 miles....

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                    • #11
                      Proof that sex is healthy for you.
                      103 years and still walking 3 miles....


                      to vote no less!
                      <div class="signaturecontainer">&quot;the best part is that you are now the center of both a myth and a legend - you're an enigma!&quot; - 78pbass<br />
                      <br />
                      &quot;You are wise beyond your years, probably quite handsome as well.&quot; - lug<br />
                      <br />
                      &quot;Ahh, Roger in teh sky rescues us with what I would call The Thinking Man's Post of the Day.&quot; - JacieFB<br />
                      <br />
                      &quot;you should buy roger in the sky some porkchops&quot; - rikshaw<br />
                      <br />
                      President: HCBF starving artist club<br />
                      Winner: Bonoman post of the day 8-8-03</div>

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                      • #12
                        :thu:
                        <div class="signaturecontainer"><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lol" class="inlineimg" /><font face="Comic Sans MS"><b>BikerOnBass</b></font><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/cool.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Cool" class="inlineimg" /><br />
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