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  • Man honors father by hiring a stripper at his funeral

    Son Honors Dad's Wish, Hires Stripper for Taiwan Funeral

    A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father

  • #2
    Cool. I want something like that.
    MIA Fender Jazz bass
    Ampeg SVT-CL, Avatar B410NEO
    EBS ValveDrive, EHX MicroPOG, MXR M-117R Flanger

    - Highest action on HCBF
    - Shortest honeymoon period with a bass ever on HCBF

    "Nothing says Thug Life more than a clearly worded argument, submitted in writing and supported by the signatures of concerned citizens." - Stephen Colbert

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    • #3
      Did the corpse spring a woody?
      From little Acorns the mighty Marxists grow!

      Actually, it depends on an individual's ability to handle pain and woe. From what I've seen from most of the posts on this forum, the namby-pamby, crybabysissybedwetting, lookatmeI'mspecial, mylifesuckspleasefeelmypain posts, I'd sterilize at least 80% of you people. Lug

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      • #4
        Homer: Wait, Grimey wasn't married! How could he have kids?

        Frank Grimes Jr.: He happened to like hookers, OK??
        "pull the trigger and the nightmare stops"

        www.myspace.com/emptyvband

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        • #5
          Naked I came into this world, and (in a room full of) naked (women) I shall depart....
          My Rig:
          GBE600
          Tech 21 Sansamp RBI
          Korg DTR-1000
          Avatar b410 Neo
          Avatar b212 Neo
          Bayou Speakon Cables
          Schecter Stiletto Studio 5

          WINNER of Pants' Flippant Remark With The Potential To Open The Doorway to Deep and Troubling Revelations Of the Day award! 9-25-04

          God is love, and love is real.

          www.TWLOHA.com

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          • #6
            you gotta honor the old dudes wishes
            my not so original photo project.


            for sale the bass company ap400mj
            STE#U NOOCb

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            • #7
              Did the corpse spring a woody?


              "It took two days to close the coffin. It took a week to get that stupid grin off his face."

              (old joke - Mom's Mably???)
              I'm keeping in mind that that another term for scoring a lug song to sheet music is "staff infection".............
              the artist formerly known as DRF

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              • #8
                "It took two days to close the coffin. It took a week to get that stupid grin off his face."

                (old joke - Mom's Mably???)


                they had to bury him 7 feet under!
                My Rig:
                GBE600
                Tech 21 Sansamp RBI
                Korg DTR-1000
                Avatar b410 Neo
                Avatar b212 Neo
                Bayou Speakon Cables
                Schecter Stiletto Studio 5

                WINNER of Pants' Flippant Remark With The Potential To Open The Doorway to Deep and Troubling Revelations Of the Day award! 9-25-04

                God is love, and love is real.

                www.TWLOHA.com

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                • #9
                  i read that as "man honors father by stripping at funeral"
                  "the best part is that you are now the center of both a myth and a legend - you're an enigma!" - 78pbass

                  "You are wise beyond your years, probably quite handsome as well." - lug

                  "Ahh, Roger in teh sky rescues us with what I would call The Thinking Man's Post of the Day." - JacieFB

                  "you should buy roger in the sky some porkchops" - rikshaw

                  President: HCBF starving artist club
                  Winner: Bonoman post of the day 8-8-03

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                  • #10
                    Proof that sex is healthy for you.
                    103 years and still walking 3 miles....

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                    • #11
                      Proof that sex is healthy for you.
                      103 years and still walking 3 miles....


                      to vote no less!
                      "the best part is that you are now the center of both a myth and a legend - you're an enigma!" - 78pbass

                      "You are wise beyond your years, probably quite handsome as well." - lug

                      "Ahh, Roger in teh sky rescues us with what I would call The Thinking Man's Post of the Day." - JacieFB

                      "you should buy roger in the sky some porkchops" - rikshaw

                      President: HCBF starving artist club
                      Winner: Bonoman post of the day 8-8-03

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                      • #12
                        BikerOnBass


                        Peavey Series 400 bass head amp
                        2 Peavey 118 BW subs
                        Peavey PV6 mixer
                        Samson wireless; AG1 transmitter/AP1B receiver
                        Peavey T-40 Bass (1982)
                        "Tune" Casiopea 5 string TWX51 (2008)
                        Epiphone/Gibson Accu-Bass (EBAC) (2002)
                        Peavey Raptor (not a bass...lol)

                        Winner of Thumper's 'Coolest Gig of the Week' Award. 2/10/08

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