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So Chain Reaction has been searching for a femaile Vocalist......


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She's got a "crazy" vibe to her. Okay if you're looking to hook up for a few dates or something....but actually have a professional working relationship with her? No way.

 

The only thing I liked about here is how she pissed-off Paula and Kara in her first audition. Kara was about ready to come over the table at her. :lol:

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Way to keep it real and about the music there honey. Woo hoo! For all woman-kind who try to be taken seriously and not get the "show us yer bewbs!!!!" shouted out to us on a regular basis, I thank you.

Show us yer bewbs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I keed. I keed. :D Don't hurt me. :D

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Way to keep it real and about the music there honey. Woo hoo! For all woman-kind who try to be taken seriously and not get the "show us yer bewbs!!!!" shouted out to us on a regular basis, I thank you.

I think she's a big joke! It's an embarrassment that she's still in.

 

Having said that..... I'm not above going into a club or casino with a banner reading "Chain Reaction featuring Bikini Girl from American Idol!!!" if it'll put a whole lot more money in my pocket!

 

:D

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I think she's a big joke! It's an embarrassment that she's still in.


Having said that..... I'm not above going into a club or casino with a banner reading "Chain Reaction featuring Bikini Girl from American Idol!!!" if it'll put a whole lot more money in my pocket!


:D

 

Oh sure, if you market it like that I'll be first in line with a ticket! :thu:

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After watching many years of Idol, perhaps she took the Gypsy route. "You gotta have a gimmick........

 

Mazeppa

You can pull all the stops out

Till they call the cops out

Grind your behind till you're bend.

But you gotta get a gimmick

If you wanna get a hand.

You can sacrifice your sacharo

Working in the back row.

Bump in a dump till you're dead.

Kid you gotta have a gimmick

If you wanna get ahead.

You can uh...You can uh...

You can uh...uh...uh...

That's how Burlesque was born.

So I uh...and I uh...

And I uh...uh...uh...

But I do it with a horn...

Once I was a Schleppa,

Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa,

With my revolution in dance.

You gotta have a gimmick

If you wanna have a chance!

 

Electra

She can uh... She can uh...

She can uh...uh...uh...

They'll never make her pitch.

Me, I uh... and I uh...

And I uh...uh...uh...

But I do it with a switch.

I'm electrifying

And I ain't even trying.

I never had to sweat to get paid

'Cause if you got a gimmick

Gypsy girl, you got it made.

 

Tessie Tura

All them uh and then uh...

And that uh...uh...uh...

Ain't gonna spell success.

Me, I uh... and I uh...

And I uh...uh...uh...

But I do it with finesse.

Lady Tura is so much more then purer

Than all them other ladies because-

You gotta get a gimmick

If you wanna get applause.

 

ALL

Do something special

Anything special

And you'll get better because

Come on and just do mimic

When you gotta gimmick

Take a look how different we are!

 

Electra

If you wanna make it,

Twinkle while you shake it.

 

Tura

If you wanna grind it,

Wait till you refined it.

 

Mazeppa

If you wanna stump it,

Bump it with a trumpet!

 

ALL

Get yourself a gimmick and you too,

Can be a star!

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I may have killed this thread with my grumpiness. I don't actually care what she wears. I just hope she isn't surprised when she finds out no one likes her for her voice. If she's cool with that, more power to her I guess.

Not at all! Your grumpiness is well warranted. Were I an Idol judge, I would have lumped her in the same category as the guy who called himself "Norman Gentle" and won't sing unless he's in character.

 

It's a shame, cause she ain't a bad singer........ but all anyone will remember is that she wore a bikini.

 

OTOH.......there are a lot of those girls I wish WOULD wear bikinis...... :D

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I think she's a big joke! It's an embarrassment that she's still in.


Having said that..... I'm not above going into a club or casino with a banner reading "Chain Reaction featuring Bikini Girl from American Idol!!!" if it'll put a whole lot more money in my pocket!


:D

 

Money is good.

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The fact that this thread exists already answers your question.


Not that it matters, something tells me she doesn't mind being exploited.
:rolleyes::facepalm:

A little googling turned up a website with an e-mail address. So I composed and sent the following:Hello Katrina!I saw you on American Idol, as I am sure millions of people did. I am a local bassist, and I work with a band called "Chain Reaction". We happen to be looking for a female vocalist, and I will be bold and upfront and say your appearance on American Idol is what made me contact you.You have a beautiful voice, and you have a great look. You would be a good asset to our band, but most importantly, and I will be honest.........I would like to exploit your celebrity!!!It's a win- win! You get even more exposure, get to sing with a really good band. we get more gigs..... No downside.Please check out this link: www.stageonepromotions.com when you have time. Now....here's hoping you win, or are at least a finalist on the show, but if you're not....... give us a call!Thanks for taking tie time to read my stupid little e-mail!

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A little googling turned up a website with an e-mail address. So I composed and sent the following:


Hello Katrina!


I saw you on American Idol, as I am sure millions of people did. I am a local bassist, and I work with a band called "Chain Reaction". We happen to be looking for a female vocalist, and I will be bold and upfront and say your appearance on American Idol is what made me contact you.


You have a beautiful voice, and you have a great look. You would be a good asset to our band, but most importantly, and I will be honest.........I would like to exploit your celebrity!!!


It's a win- win! You get even more exposure, get to sing with a really good band. we get more gigs..... No downside.


Please check out this link:
www.stageonepromotions.com
when you have time. Now....here's hoping you win, or are at least a finalist on the show, but if you're not....... give us a call!


Thanks for taking tie time to read my stupid little e-mail!

 

Say's nothing about her bewbs.

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Say's nothing about her bewbs.

 

fixed it...

 

Hello Katrina!

 

I saw your bewbs on American Idol, as I am sure millions of people did. I am a local bassist, and I work with a band called "Chain Reaction". We happen to be looking for a female vocalist with nice bewbs, and I will be bold and upfront and say the appearance of your bewbs on American Idol is what made me contact you.

 

You have a beautiful bewbs, and you have a great asset, but most importantly, and I will be honest.........I would like to exploit your celebrity, iykwim!!!

 

It's a win- win! Your bewbs get even more exposure, get to swing with a really good band. we get to see more of your bewbs.....and backside.

 

Please check out this link: www.hungryforyourbewbsbaby.com when you have time. Now....here's hoping you win, or are at least a finalist on the show, but if you're not.......show us your bewbs!

 

Thanks for taking teh time to read my excellent e-mail!

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It's a fine idea.

 

Well, the problem is.....she went home for having a diva attitude, failing to rehearse with her group (It was group night), and coming in unprepared.

 

Hotness aside......... we don't need that!

 

Oh and by the way......I find her bewbs to be kinda lacking. I like her Boo-Tay, tho........ She needs a sammich, tho...

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