Members Funkee1 Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 How about Katrina "Bikini Girl" Darrell?? She's an American Idol contestant this season. So far, she's moved on. she's from Chino Hills....that ain't far from us.... Hmmmmm:idea: http://www.popcrunch.com/katrina-durrell-bikini-girl-american-idol-audition-video/ And she sings ok too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 Way to keep it real and about the music there honey. Woo hoo! For all woman-kind who try to be taken seriously and not get the "show us yer bewbs!!!!" shouted out to us on a regular basis, I thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted February 4, 2009 Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2009 I'd want to make sure that if she wanted to join the band that she knew the bikini was going to be her stage wear. . . . . .all the time. . . . . .including rehearsals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 She's got a "crazy" vibe to her. Okay if you're looking to hook up for a few dates or something....but actually have a professional working relationship with her? No way. The only thing I liked about here is how she pissed-off Paula and Kara in her first audition. Kara was about ready to come over the table at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 I'd want to make sure that if she wanted to join the band that she knew the bikini was going to be her stage wear. . . . . .all the time. . . . . .including rehearsals. You should.. She deserves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted February 4, 2009 Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2009 Way to keep it real and about the music there honey. Woo hoo! For all woman-kind who try to be taken seriously and not get the "show us yer bewbs!!!!" shouted out to us on a regular basis, I thank you. Show us yer bewbs! I keed. I keed. Don't hurt me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted February 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 Way to keep it real and about the music there honey. Woo hoo! For all woman-kind who try to be taken seriously and not get the "show us yer bewbs!!!!" shouted out to us on a regular basis, I thank you. I think she's a big joke! It's an embarrassment that she's still in. Having said that..... I'm not above going into a club or casino with a banner reading "Chain Reaction featuring Bikini Girl from American Idol!!!" if it'll put a whole lot more money in my pocket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 I think she's a big joke! It's an embarrassment that she's still in. Having said that..... I'm not above going into a club or casino with a banner reading "Chain Reaction featuring Bikini Girl from American Idol!!!" if it'll put a whole lot more money in my pocket! Oh sure, if you market it like that I'll be first in line with a ticket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 I may have killed this thread with my grumpiness. I don't actually care what she wears. I just hope she isn't surprised when she finds out no one likes her for her voice. If she's cool with that, more power to her I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted February 4, 2009 Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2009 After watching many years of Idol, perhaps she took the Gypsy route. "You gotta have a gimmick........ MazeppaYou can pull all the stops outTill they call the cops outGrind your behind till you're bend.But you gotta get a gimmickIf you wanna get a hand.You can sacrifice your sacharoWorking in the back row.Bump in a dump till you're dead.Kid you gotta have a gimmickIf you wanna get ahead.You can uh...You can uh...You can uh...uh...uh...That's how Burlesque was born.So I uh...and I uh...And I uh...uh...uh...But I do it with a horn...Once I was a Schleppa,Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa,With my revolution in dance.You gotta have a gimmickIf you wanna have a chance! ElectraShe can uh... She can uh...She can uh...uh...uh...They'll never make her pitch.Me, I uh... and I uh...And I uh...uh...uh...But I do it with a switch.I'm electrifyingAnd I ain't even trying.I never had to sweat to get paid'Cause if you got a gimmickGypsy girl, you got it made. Tessie TuraAll them uh and then uh...And that uh...uh...uh...Ain't gonna spell success.Me, I uh... and I uh...And I uh...uh...uh...But I do it with finesse.Lady Tura is so much more then purerThan all them other ladies because-You gotta get a gimmickIf you wanna get applause. ALLDo something specialAnything specialAnd you'll get better becauseCome on and just do mimicWhen you gotta gimmickTake a look how different we are! ElectraIf you wanna make it,Twinkle while you shake it. TuraIf you wanna grind it,Wait till you refined it. MazeppaIf you wanna stump it,Bump it with a trumpet! ALLGet yourself a gimmick and you too,Can be a star! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Frycook Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 Shee needs to go to brazil for a curvature enhancement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted February 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 I may have killed this thread with my grumpiness. I don't actually care what she wears. I just hope she isn't surprised when she finds out no one likes her for her voice. If she's cool with that, more power to her I guess. Not at all! Your grumpiness is well warranted. Were I an Idol judge, I would have lumped her in the same category as the guy who called himself "Norman Gentle" and won't sing unless he's in character. It's a shame, cause she ain't a bad singer........ but all anyone will remember is that she wore a bikini. OTOH.......there are a lot of those girls I wish WOULD wear bikinis...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators isaac42 Posted February 4, 2009 Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2009 I think she's a big joke! It's an embarrassment that she's still in. Having said that..... I'm not above going into a club or casino with a banner reading "Chain Reaction featuring Bikini Girl from American Idol!!!" if it'll put a whole lot more money in my pocket! Money is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted February 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 Is it still exploitation if she's a volunteer??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 Is it still exploitation if she's a volunteer??? The fact that this thread exists already answers your question. Not that it matters, something tells me she doesn't mind being exploited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted February 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 The fact that this thread exists already answers your question. Not that it matters, something tells me she doesn't mind being exploited. A little googling turned up a website with an e-mail address. So I composed and sent the following:Hello Katrina!I saw you on American Idol, as I am sure millions of people did. I am a local bassist, and I work with a band called "Chain Reaction". We happen to be looking for a female vocalist, and I will be bold and upfront and say your appearance on American Idol is what made me contact you.You have a beautiful voice, and you have a great look. You would be a good asset to our band, but most importantly, and I will be honest.........I would like to exploit your celebrity!!!It's a win- win! You get even more exposure, get to sing with a really good band. we get more gigs..... No downside.Please check out this link: www.stageonepromotions.com when you have time. Now....here's hoping you win, or are at least a finalist on the show, but if you're not....... give us a call!Thanks for taking tie time to read my stupid little e-mail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 I think I might have changed a thing or two, but sure why not. I don't think sucking up is going to work on this one, might as well be brazen. Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members citizenralph Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 A little googling turned up a website with an e-mail address. So I composed and sent the following: Hello Katrina! I saw you on American Idol, as I am sure millions of people did. I am a local bassist, and I work with a band called "Chain Reaction". We happen to be looking for a female vocalist, and I will be bold and upfront and say your appearance on American Idol is what made me contact you. You have a beautiful voice, and you have a great look. You would be a good asset to our band, but most importantly, and I will be honest.........I would like to exploit your celebrity!!! It's a win- win! You get even more exposure, get to sing with a really good band. we get more gigs..... No downside. Please check out this link: www.stageonepromotions.com when you have time. Now....here's hoping you win, or are at least a finalist on the show, but if you're not....... give us a call! Thanks for taking tie time to read my stupid little e-mail! Say's nothing about her bewbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted February 4, 2009 Members Share Posted February 4, 2009 Say's nothing about her bewbs. fixed it... Hello Katrina! I saw your bewbs on American Idol, as I am sure millions of people did. I am a local bassist, and I work with a band called "Chain Reaction". We happen to be looking for a female vocalist with nice bewbs, and I will be bold and upfront and say the appearance of your bewbs on American Idol is what made me contact you. You have a beautiful bewbs, and you have a great asset, but most importantly, and I will be honest.........I would like to exploit your celebrity, iykwim!!! It's a win- win! Your bewbs get even more exposure, get to swing with a really good band. we get to see more of your bewbs.....and backside. Please check out this link: www.hungryforyourbewbsbaby.com when you have time. Now....here's hoping you win, or are at least a finalist on the show, but if you're not.......show us your bewbs! Thanks for taking teh time to read my excellent e-mail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted February 5, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 5, 2009 Well She hasn't responded......but she went home on last nights show, and really looked stupid doing so. Maybe this ain't such a good idea............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted February 5, 2009 Moderators Share Posted February 5, 2009 Well She hasn't responded......but she went home on last nights show, and really looked stupid doing so. Maybe this ain't such a good idea............It's a fine idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted February 5, 2009 Members Share Posted February 5, 2009 It's a fine idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted February 5, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 5, 2009 It's a fine idea. Well, the problem is.....she went home for having a diva attitude, failing to rehearse with her group (It was group night), and coming in unprepared. Hotness aside......... we don't need that! Oh and by the way......I find her bewbs to be kinda lacking. I like her Boo-Tay, tho........ She needs a sammich, tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted February 5, 2009 Members Share Posted February 5, 2009 There is no such thing as bad publicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted February 5, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 5, 2009 There is no such thing as bad publicity. http://primetime.tv.yahoo.com/video/1 Yeah..... but do I really want to deal with this???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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