Members MTMTEX Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Wife has been gone for 2 days picking up her mom in New Mexico. The 1st night was great, relaxing, a few too many cocktails, all kinds of room in the bed....however....day 2....the novelty has worn off...apparantly she does far more around the house then I am aware of....not only that but her damn chihuahua crapped in my practice room last night. And I found it the hard way. Honey if you are out there and see this, please come back early. This {censored}ing sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BottomHeavyKate Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Awe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 I think a lot of us do that when they're not around... "What the hell, it's 8 o clock, why hasn't dinner appeared in front of me yet?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bluedogaudio Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Who do I blame when I can't find my keys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 I think a lot of us do that when they're not around... "What the hell, it's 8 o clock, why hasn't dinner appeared in front of me yet?!" I think my girlfriend thinks that when I'm not around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 I think my girlfriend thinks that when I'm not around. This is usually my situation. You actually WORKED today?? Wtf do I care about that?? I shouldn't even have to ASK you to bring something home, much less tell you specifically what I WANT! You should KNOW. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassplayer7770 Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 This is usually my situation. You actually WORKED today?? Wtf do I care about that?? I shouldn't even have to ASK you to bring something home, much less tell you specifically what I WANT! You should KNOW. :mad: She sounds like a bitch. Dump her. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members absintheXIII Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Wife has been gone for 2 days picking up her mom in New Mexico. The 1st night was great, relaxing, a few too many cocktails, all kinds of room in the bed....however....day 2....the novelty has worn off...apparantly she does far more around the house then I am aware of....not only that but her damn chihuahua crapped in my practice room last night. And I found it the hard way. Honey if you are out there and see this, please come back early. This {censored}ing sucks. Day 2 for Mike is usually chili beer and porn night. I guess in 14 years, he's learned to appreciate me being gone for longer periods of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MTMTEX Posted October 2, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Day 2 for Mike is usually chili beer and porn night. I guess in 14 years, he's learned to appreciate me being gone for longer periods of time. The porn thing is one of the few highlights of her being away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Day 2 for Mike is usually chili beer and porn night. I guess in 14 years, he's learned to appreciate me being gone for longer periods of time. Well, that's better than a friend of ours. He's 29 IIRC, still lives at home. His parents went away to Cuba for 5 days recently. He just made a giant pot of spaghetti to hold him over until Mommy returned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members absintheXIII Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Well, that's better than a friend of ours. He's 29 IIRC, still lives at home. His parents went away to Cuba for 5 days recently. He just made a giant pot of spaghetti to hold him over until Mommy returned. Hey that's not so bad. You know our roomate would just eat cereal until the day he died and be perfectly content. :poke: You....would eat sammiches until I got home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 You....would eat sammiches until I got home. You say that like it's a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillPlay4food Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Hey that's not so bad. You know our roomate would just eat cereal until the day he died and be perfectly content. :poke: You....would eat sammiches until I got home. Hahaha, sammiches -- the foundation of many a young man's food pyramid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 Day 2 for Mike is usually chili beer and porn night. I guess in 14 years, he's learned to appreciate me being gone for longer periods of time. Mrs. Thumper is usually gone for a week at a time each month May-September with Automotive events. I don't mind being a temporary geographic bachelor, but it gets old after a couple days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 You say that like it's a bad thing. i agree with sammiches....when i dont have anyone to cook for then i eat sammiches and bananas. dont need 10 course dinners, as long as its quick, handy, and keeps me breathing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members P1gg1e Posted October 2, 2009 Members Share Posted October 2, 2009 apparantly she does far more around the house then I am aware of....This {censored}ing sucks. I think you should embroider this on a pillow for when she gets home Now to plan my getaway..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MTMTEX Posted October 5, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Crisis averted....she's back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Glad to see you've made it. I hate New Mexico. Day 2 for Mike is usually chili beer and porn night. I guess in 14 years, he's learned to appreciate me being gone for longer periods of time. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Glad to see you've made it. I hate New Mexico. :lol: Northwestern New Mexico is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MTMTEX Posted October 5, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Yeah mother in law lives outside of AngelFire ski resort in the mountains. F'ing beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Yeah mother in law lives outside of AngelFire ski resort in the mountains. F'ing beautiful. That's pretty much where it's the awesomest. Should have said North/Central New Mexico... I've never been out towards Farmington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 Northwestern New Mexico is awesome. I just hate the 10. Its more or less an irrational and unfounded hatred, but hey, the cop was a dick, I was going 5 mph above the limit at 12:30 at night, no need to give me a $300 ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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