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  • Everyone that drives an Audi is a total jerkoff

    Seriously. It's like you have to be a douchebag prick to get into the dealership.
    C7
    Subliminal aggression - C7 has it. -Incubitabus

    One time my gig bag and everything in it mysteriously got covered in urine while it was in my home. I want to blame the cats but my wife is crazy sometimes. -Davedblyoo


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  • #2
    I own 3 Audi's, so **************** you.
    Pedalboard -> Mesa M-2000 -> 1x15/Eden 212XLT/Wayne Jones 2x10
    US G&L L-2K, Fender Hwy-1 P, Spector NS4CRFM, Yamaha BB415, Ibanez 305, Kawai FIIB, Stingray HH, Dean Metalzone

    Alcohol is poison.
    Then why do you drink it?
    Because there are things inside me, that need to die.

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    • #3
      I own 3 Audi's, so **************** you.


      I had a feeling you were an Audi driver when I met you, but I always thought you were a Geo Metro Man.
      C7
      Subliminal aggression - C7 has it. -Incubitabus

      One time my gig bag and everything in it mysteriously got covered in urine while it was in my home. I want to blame the cats but my wife is crazy sometimes. -Davedblyoo


      C7... HCBF's resident pompous dick with a claw hammer. -Hearafter
      Winner!! T-Broom's Inaugural HCBF Funny MF Award 10/6/06
      Winner!! Thumper's 'HCBF Gutter Poet' Award 6/17/07

      "Oh my god...C7 You are so rock and roll, it's not even funny." -bassgirl9

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      • #4
        I own 3 Audi's, so **************** you.



        See, he tells the truth
        Hi, I'm from the Internet

        Crush your audience, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women. - Lug

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        • #5
          I had a feeling you were an Audi driver when I met you, but I always thought you were a Geo Metro Man.
          C7


          Pedalboard -> Mesa M-2000 -> 1x15/Eden 212XLT/Wayne Jones 2x10
          US G&L L-2K, Fender Hwy-1 P, Spector NS4CRFM, Yamaha BB415, Ibanez 305, Kawai FIIB, Stingray HH, Dean Metalzone

          Alcohol is poison.
          Then why do you drink it?
          Because there are things inside me, that need to die.

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          • #6
            See, he tells the truth
            Says the guy in the slanket.
            HCBF Mesa Brigade Member #2

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            • #7
              Says the guy in the slanket.



              Wrong jerk off....jerk off

              T3ch is the Linus, not I
              Hi, I'm from the Internet

              Crush your audience, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women. - Lug

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              • #8
                This was my first car :

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                Peavey Max100, USA Big Muff, Boss TU2


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                • #9
                  The S4 is a hell of a car.
                  Jason Webb

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                  • #10
                    Old-school boxy Audis were 'cool'.
                    Originally Posted by rhino55


                    hi.flyer is to banjo as gennation is to fat whores

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                    • #11
                      entry level audis are for suckers. big bux or die mutha****************as

                      /RSB
                      HCBF FF 2009 Champ

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                      • #12
                        Betcha C7 drives an Audi,

                        When he's not busy shaving gerbils
                        Hi, I'm from the Internet

                        Crush your audience, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women. - Lug

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                        • #13
                          I got tailgated, then passed on an outside blind turn on a curving mountain road by a male driving a TT last week. He was driving very aggressively and was upset that I was wasn't tearing through a downhill switchback section in my GF's 1990 Jeep Cherokee.

                          Guess who I parked behind at the ski area?

                          He went from brazen to meek as soon as I confronted him on it.

                          So as an amendment to my thread title: Any male who drives an Audi TT is a ********************.
                          C7
                          Subliminal aggression - C7 has it. -Incubitabus

                          One time my gig bag and everything in it mysteriously got covered in urine while it was in my home. I want to blame the cats but my wife is crazy sometimes. -Davedblyoo


                          C7... HCBF's resident pompous dick with a claw hammer. -Hearafter
                          Winner!! T-Broom's Inaugural HCBF Funny MF Award 10/6/06
                          Winner!! Thumper's 'HCBF Gutter Poet' Award 6/17/07

                          "Oh my god...C7 You are so rock and roll, it's not even funny." -bassgirl9

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                          • #14
                            The S4 is a hell of a car.


                            Had a 2001 S4. I loved that car. I finally gave up repairing it at 197k miles. After replacing both water pumps twice, about 4k dropped in repairs in 2008, the wife and I finally had enough last summer. It was around 2k a year on average to keep the thing in good repair. Shame. It was loads of fun.
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                            • #15
                              I got tailgated, then passed on an outside blind turn on a curving mountain road by a male driving a TT last week. He was driving very aggressively and was upset that I was wasn't tearing through a downhill switchback section in my GF's 1990 Jeep Cherokee.

                              Guess who I parked behind at the ski area?

                              He went from brazen to meek as soon as I confronted him on it.

                              So as an amendment to my thread title: Any male who drives an Audi TT is a ********************.
                              C7


                              What a doucher.

                              Also, your amended statement is much more accurate.
                              Pedalboard -> Mesa M-2000 -> 1x15/Eden 212XLT/Wayne Jones 2x10
                              US G&L L-2K, Fender Hwy-1 P, Spector NS4CRFM, Yamaha BB415, Ibanez 305, Kawai FIIB, Stingray HH, Dean Metalzone

                              Alcohol is poison.
                              Then why do you drink it?
                              Because there are things inside me, that need to die.

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