Members Mofopotomus Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Oh yeah, and just remember that Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting has the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Well, hell, even Sylvester Stallone can beat up Dolph Lundgren! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gaui Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Hmm, a tough one, Dolph could use his Chemical Engineering degree to make weapons of mass destruction along with trying to break the Chuck while saying "I will break you". But then he would have to avoid Chucks awesome roundkicks for far too long time. So the winner is, like always THE CHUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mofopotomus Posted January 20, 2006 Author Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Hell yeah, even if Dolph got the drop in him and actually killed Chuck I'm pretty sure he would roundhouse his ass as part of his death throes (sp?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by bholder Well, hell, even Sylvester Stallone can beat up Dolph Lundgren! +1 Who's next? Apollo Creed? Look people, if Sylvester has ever beaten someone up, it's a given that Chuck could beat them up whilst sleeping. Please, bring on a serious contender like Popeye, Lemmy, or possibly a gaggle of ninjas and stop wasting time with these wannabes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FreestyleIntruder Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 You agreed with yourself lug, that must make it even more true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Onkel Bob Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Chuck and Dolph are pussies. BOALG all the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LO_RYDER Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Dolph......of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Estebum Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by LO_RYDER Dolph......of course! :eek: :eek: Well, can I have your Thumb and your Redhead? You know, after you uh, get roundhoused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MrJoshua Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 This is trickier than it appears. Remember, even though for some reason he didn't use them in "Rocky," that Dolph has the Power of Greyskull. Or is that Grayskull? However you spell it. Either way, he has the power. And a big honkin' sword. It could be an interesting fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 how did all of this chuck norris stuff start? he is definitely not a bad-ass. i bet gary coleman could kick his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zenfascist Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by rikshaw how did all of this chuck norris stuff start? he is definitely not a bad-ass. i bet gary coleman could kick his ass. Bruce Lee kicked his ass on Return of the Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by rikshaw how did all of this chuck norris stuff start? he is definitely not a bad-ass. i bet gary coleman could kick his ass. Saying Chuck Norris is not a badass is akin to saying Selma Hayek is not pretty. What in tarnation is wrong with you?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mofopotomus Posted January 20, 2006 Author Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Chuck is just such a crazy guy. I mean seriously watch Walker Texas Ranger sometime. That's the funniest show on TV right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zenfascist Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by lug Saying Chuck Norris is not a badass is akin to saying Selma Hayek is not pretty. What in tarnation is wrong with you?!?!?!? Chuck Norris is a pussy. Bruce Lee owned his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted January 20, 2006 Members Share Posted January 20, 2006 Originally posted by zenfascist Chuck Norris is a {censored}. Bruce Lee owned his ass. let's compare records: Chuck Norris - 5 time world Karate Champion, retired undefeated Bruce Lee - 1958 Crown Colony Cha Cha Champion of Hong Kong Oh, the they both made some movies. (actually, Chuck, a friend of Lee's called him, pound for pound, one of the strongest men on earth and one of the quickest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluescout Posted January 21, 2006 Members Share Posted January 21, 2006 Norris could wipe Dolph Lundgren but Bruce Lee would have owned them both at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zenfascist Posted January 21, 2006 Members Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by Bluescout Norris could wipe Dolph Lundgren but Bruce Lee would have owned them both at the same time. Damn straight. Bruce was the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted January 21, 2006 Members Share Posted January 21, 2006 But Ike Turner would bitch slap Chuck Norris like the little bitch he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 21, 2006 Members Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor But Ike Turner would bitch slap Chuck Norris like the little bitch he is. true. either ike or gary coleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted January 21, 2006 Members Share Posted January 21, 2006 Chuck Norris...no doubt...Is this a question? It's like asking "who is the bass pimp of HCBF?" There's only one answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members L-1329 Posted January 21, 2006 Members Share Posted January 21, 2006 "The primary export of Chuck Norris, is Pain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted January 21, 2006 Members Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by L-1329 "The primary export of Chuck Norris, is Pain! A single tear from Chuck Norris is capable of curing disease and healing the lame...Too bad he has never cried... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Estebum Posted January 21, 2006 Members Share Posted January 21, 2006 Not even Chuck Norris's tears can stop OLD JOKES ON THE FORUMS:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted January 21, 2006 Members Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by Estebum Not even Chuck Norris's tears can stop OLD JOKES ON THE FORUMS:cool: Yeah...because I totally thought that no one would have heard that one before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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