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  • Who Would Win In a Fight (Dolph Lundgren vs Chuck Norris)

    Oh yeah, and just remember that Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting has the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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    Well, hell, even Sylvester Stallone can beat up Dolph Lundgren!
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    • #3
      Hmm, a tough one, Dolph could use his Chemical Engineering degree to make weapons of mass destruction along with trying to break the Chuck while saying "I will break you". But then he would have to avoid Chucks awesome roundkicks for far too long time.

      So the winner is, like always

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      • #4
        Hell yeah, even if Dolph got the drop in him and actually killed Chuck I'm pretty sure he would roundhouse his ass as part of his death throes (sp?)
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        • #5
          Originally posted by bholder
          Well, hell, even Sylvester Stallone can beat up Dolph Lundgren!


          +1 Who's next? Apollo Creed? Look people, if Sylvester has ever beaten someone up, it's a given that Chuck could beat them up whilst sleeping. Please, bring on a serious contender like Popeye, Lemmy, or possibly a gaggle of ninjas and stop wasting time with these wannabes.
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          • #6
            You agreed with yourself lug, that must make it even more true
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            • #7
              Chuck and Dolph are pussies. BOALG all the way...
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              • #8
                Dolph......of course!
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by LO_RYDER
                  Dolph......of course!







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                  • #10
                    This is trickier than it appears. Remember, even though for some reason he didn't use them in "Rocky," that Dolph has the Power of Greyskull. Or is that Grayskull? However you spell it. Either way, he has the power. And a big honkin' sword. It could be an interesting fight.
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                    • #11
                      how did all of this chuck norris stuff start?
                      he is definitely not a bad-ass. i bet gary coleman could kick his ass.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rikshaw
                        how did all of this chuck norris stuff start?
                        he is definitely not a bad-ass. i bet gary coleman could kick his ass.



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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by rikshaw
                          how did all of this chuck norris stuff start?
                          he is definitely not a bad-ass. i bet gary coleman could kick his ass.



                          Saying Chuck Norris is not a badass is akin to saying Selma Hayek is not pretty. What in tarnation is wrong with you?!?!?!?
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                          • #14
                            Chuck is just such a crazy guy. I mean seriously watch Walker Texas Ranger sometime. That's the funniest show on TV right now.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by lug


                              Saying Chuck Norris is not a badass is akin to saying Selma Hayek is not pretty. What in tarnation is wrong with you?!?!?!?


                              Chuck Norris is a pussy. Bruce Lee owned his ass.
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